Drive-Off Assistant
#16
Instructor
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Mine starts talking as I shift from 1st into 2nd gear.
"Just remember I will throw up all over the car if you drive too fast."
"Remember the last time you drove this fast with me in the car I almost divorced you."
"By the way they tell me the cops are using laser on Lake Shore Drive and are targeting 10 or over."
"if you drive like this I'm getting out."
Remember we have to pick up toilet paper before you start your Mario impersonation."
Is this what you mean by a drive-off assistant???
"Just remember I will throw up all over the car if you drive too fast."
"Remember the last time you drove this fast with me in the car I almost divorced you."
"By the way they tell me the cops are using laser on Lake Shore Drive and are targeting 10 or over."
"if you drive like this I'm getting out."
Remember we have to pick up toilet paper before you start your Mario impersonation."
Is this what you mean by a drive-off assistant???
ROFLMAO
Thank you. That was a good one. And as you know, I can personally confirm the LSD warning.
#17
uninformed gas bag
(contemplating on whether gas bag is one or two words)
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Mine starts talking as I shift from 1st into 2nd gear.
"Just remember I will throw up all over the car if you drive too fast."
"Remember the last time you drove this fast with me in the car I almost divorced you."
"By the way they tell me the cops are using laser on Lake Shore Drive and are targeting 10 or over."
"if you drive like this I'm getting out."
Remember we have to pick up toilet paper before you start your Mario impersonation."
Is this what you mean by a drive-off assistant???
"Just remember I will throw up all over the car if you drive too fast."
"Remember the last time you drove this fast with me in the car I almost divorced you."
"By the way they tell me the cops are using laser on Lake Shore Drive and are targeting 10 or over."
"if you drive like this I'm getting out."
Remember we have to pick up toilet paper before you start your Mario impersonation."
Is this what you mean by a drive-off assistant???
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Mine starts talking as I shift from 1st into 2nd gear.
"Just remember I will throw up all over the car if you drive too fast."
"Remember the last time you drove this fast with me in the car I almost divorced you."
"By the way they tell me the cops are using laser on Lake Shore Drive and are targeting 10 or over."
"if you drive like this I'm getting out."
Remember we have to pick up toilet paper before you start your Mario impersonation."
Is this what you mean by a drive-off assistant???
"Just remember I will throw up all over the car if you drive too fast."
"Remember the last time you drove this fast with me in the car I almost divorced you."
"By the way they tell me the cops are using laser on Lake Shore Drive and are targeting 10 or over."
"if you drive like this I'm getting out."
Remember we have to pick up toilet paper before you start your Mario impersonation."
Is this what you mean by a drive-off assistant???
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It actually maintains the original brake pressure you had on the pedal for about 2 seconds when all of the conditions mentioned above are met. So, if you don't want it to have such pressure, just have light pressure on the brake pedal (if possible). That might make it less noticeable.
Geoff.
Geoff.
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It actually maintains the original brake pressure you had on the pedal for about 2 seconds when all of the conditions mentioned above are met. So, if you don't want it to have such pressure, just have light pressure on the brake pedal (if possible). That might make it less noticeable.
Geoff.
Geoff.
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As others have said, it takes a bit of getting used to, as there is a bit more resistance to overcome when taking off than I might like. After getting used to it, I find that it is very helpful and second nature to get a smooth takeoff on even steep hills. I have one every morning on the way to the office.
#24
Three Wheelin'
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What I don't understand is why would you need it? Don't people learn how to do hill starts and 3-point turns on hills? In Britain if you can't do a hill start with stick shift without rolling back you fail your test. It seems like another gizmo - the new 370Z has a widget that will blip the throttle for you on downshifts for cars with stick. Why? Don't people learn how to heel and toe anymore?
And btw. This is my 1501st post on Rennlist, so I'm now entitled to occasional outbursts of Grumpy Old Man Syndrome.
Cheers!
And btw. This is my 1501st post on Rennlist, so I'm now entitled to occasional outbursts of Grumpy Old Man Syndrome.
Cheers!
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What I don't understand is why would you need it? Don't people learn how to do hill starts and 3-point turns on hills? In Britain if you can't do a hill start with stick shift without rolling back you fail your test. It seems like another gizmo - the new 370Z has a widget that will blip the throttle for you on downshifts for cars with stick. Why? Don't people learn how to heel and toe anymore?
And btw. This is my 1501st post on Rennlist, so I'm now entitled to occasional outbursts of Grumpy Old Man Syndrome.
Cheers!
And btw. This is my 1501st post on Rennlist, so I'm now entitled to occasional outbursts of Grumpy Old Man Syndrome.
Cheers!
It's just the fear of failing to perform in an situation where a potential negative consequence exists. That guy behind you always seems sooo close when you're stuck on a hill - doesn't the idiot realize you're driving a stick?
In reality, even on a very steep hill, no extraordinary skills or procedures are necessary to get the car moving forward without meaningful back-slippage.
Bah!
#27
Three Wheelin'
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What I don't understand is why would you need it? Don't people learn how to do hill starts and 3-point turns on hills? In Britain if you can't do a hill start with stick shift without rolling back you fail your test. It seems like another gizmo - the new 370Z has a widget that will blip the throttle for you on downshifts for cars with stick. Why? Don't people learn how to heel and toe anymore?
And btw. This is my 1501st post on Rennlist, so I'm now entitled to occasional outbursts of Grumpy Old Man Syndrome.
Cheers!
And btw. This is my 1501st post on Rennlist, so I'm now entitled to occasional outbursts of Grumpy Old Man Syndrome.
Cheers!
I reckon I need to find some slopes and practice. I was over at a friend's house though with a very SHORT and STEEP driveway and I had a hard time getting the car onto it out of the road without feeling that I was going to smash right through his garage doors. Any other car I have owned and driven there, I have never even given it a thought - other than being careful not to scrape the air damn and careful that the doors don't come slamming back on me on the way out of the car. Hill-start was not helping there - or not in a way I felt comfortable with.
There's also a store I shop at with a steep up-slope parking lot exit onto the road at a red light. The light goes green, I hit the gas and I'm "gripped" for a second or two and don't move forward - freaky feeling - annoying - again, probably something I need to get used to.
#28
Drifting
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What I don't understand is why would you need it? Don't people learn how to do hill starts and 3-point turns on hills? In Britain if you can't do a hill start with stick shift without rolling back you fail your test. It seems like another gizmo - the new 370Z has a widget that will blip the throttle for you on downshifts for cars with stick. Why? Don't people learn how to heel and toe anymore?
And btw. This is my 1501st post on Rennlist, so I'm now entitled to occasional outbursts of Grumpy Old Man Syndrome.
Cheers!
And btw. This is my 1501st post on Rennlist, so I'm now entitled to occasional outbursts of Grumpy Old Man Syndrome.
Cheers!
Sure, many of us know how to do these things. But its progress.. we don't need to anymore.
Why would anyone need a PDK? Don't they know how to shift for themselves?
Why is there a sync ... doesn't anyone know how to double-clutch?
In the US, drivers licenses are pretty much handed out if you can fill out the form and not run into anything on the driving exam around the block in most of the country. I wish it was as stringent and expensive as in Europe... I'd feel safer on the road... but that will never happen.