View Poll Results: Can you afford a 997?
I live in a trailer park
19
17.59%
My paid off house is worth less than $2M
27
25.00%
My paid off house is worth more than $2M
11
10.19%
My house is worth less than $1M
45
41.67%
My house is worth more than $2M
15
13.89%
I have one maid
33
30.56%
I have more than one maid
6
5.56%
I have a gardner
32
29.63%
I have several gardners
6
5.56%
I have a pool boy
20
18.52%
I have several pool boys
4
3.70%
I have a cook
5
4.63%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 108. You may not vote on this poll
how much income do you need to buy a 997, Part II Survey!
05-18-2006, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by THPorsche
You are missing:
I have a mistress
I have serveral mistresses
I have a mistress
I have serveral mistresses
Dan
05-18-2006, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Ms Kita
Don't forget about the house boy!!!
(You know my parents actually used to have SEVERAL house boys years ago,--but that was in Manila and later in Indochina...I still have their little uniforms!)
For the women in the group, feel free to substitute 'pool' boy for the house boy, wink, wink...
Dan
05-18-2006, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ms Kita
Don't forget about the house boy!!!
Originally Posted by Pugnacious
I always wanted my own personal valet (as in gentleman's gentleman). Not to lay out which T-shirt and pair of jeans I was going to wear that day (that entails my normal daily wardrobe) but to load my dirt bike and all my riding gear in the pick-up and drive it down to a predetermined location in the desert where I would meet up in my car and ride to my hearts content and then leave and he would load everything up and come home and do the appropriate repairs and maintenance and get ready for a new days ride.
05-18-2006, 08:35 PM
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I'm thinking more like a SHERPA. I need a dive sherpa. I go down there, and then on my slate ask for my speargun when something interesting (and gameworthy swims by) or ask for my underwater camera when the visibility is 75 ft, or I have the sherpa train their dive light on potential lobsters and lure them into my game bag...
I think this has real potential.
dan
I think this has real potential.
dan
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05-19-2006, 10:37 AM
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I have several broken down cars in my front yard so my dogs have a place to sleep. I also have my living room couch on my front porch, so me and the my other jobless friends can complain about all the nothing we did today. I'm living the high-life..
05-19-2006, 11:08 AM
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Sarcasm is grand, but I beleive there is some real truth behind some of these replies. lol
Need to add:
Living paycheck to paycheck
Stealin' for a Livin'
Live with Parents
Need to add:
Living paycheck to paycheck
Stealin' for a Livin'
Live with Parents
05-19-2006, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by meaker
I have several broken down cars in my front yard so my dogs have a place to sleep. I also have my living room couch on my front porch, so me and the my other jobless friends can complain about all the nothing we did today. I'm living the high-life..
yea, yea, but if your porch (that's not the CAR) collapses,--how many dogs would be killed?
Dan
05-19-2006, 02:20 PM
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Yea,--I just tried to limit the options!
But,--I think it still is a useful tool for people to see where others stand when it comes to people's economies and their 997s.
In California if a house is between $1M and $2M wait 6-months.
Dan
But,--I think it still is a useful tool for people to see where others stand when it comes to people's economies and their 997s.
In California if a house is between $1M and $2M wait 6-months.
Dan
05-19-2006, 05:07 PM
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definitely trailer park (right now I'm lounging in a brown naugahyde recliner munching on a fried spam, velveeta, and miracle whip sandwich).
And the mod-hating wife just sent our newly arrived 17 year old swedish cleaning lady packing (I told her the cleaning lady was 71 - guess I'm dyslexic), so I'm left to amuse myself with Rennlist!!! So by these standards a 997 is apparently beyond my means.....
And the mod-hating wife just sent our newly arrived 17 year old swedish cleaning lady packing (I told her the cleaning lady was 71 - guess I'm dyslexic), so I'm left to amuse myself with Rennlist!!! So by these standards a 997 is apparently beyond my means.....
05-19-2006, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by mostserene1
And the mod-hating wife just sent our newly arrived 17 year old swedish cleaning lady packing.....
