alpine003

Does anyone know if any of these products contain some unicorn semen?

http://www.suncoastparts.com/product/PKCLASSICCARE.html

I'm sure Gator will get a kick out of this...

Chicago Pete

Yup, got the email today.
I guess the leather bag would be appealing to some.

FRUNKenstein

Ooh, 17.53% off!!

Flat6 Innovations

IMS Bearing polish?

FRUNKenstein

I don't know about that, but if the damn thing doesn't work right, guess who I'm calling to bitch about it!

Gator996

I have ordered the kit. I now charge $798.00 to wash your car. Wax is an upcharge.

Atrox

You're buying a bag...with generic cleaning supplies.

Vw and Porsche executives said..

In light of the recent vw oversight we need to find alternative ways to help bring in revenue.

Our latest campaign will include selling a car kit that will actually increase the horsepower and will come with a designer bag.

In response to the recent surge of migrants we have employed several to make these bags a) makes us look like we care, and b) people with Porsches will think they are helping as well when they purchase a bag.

5CHN3LL

40AE owners will be all over that s**t...something to match their Porsche luggage? Fabulous!

mas05

placed my order this morning!




lol

5CHN3LL

Heh. Are you just going to toss the cleaning crap, or will it go to the homeless shelter?

mas05

I'll use it to clean my Audi... so yes it will go to charity

JayG

and can buy replacement clay for just $32.95
at that price, it most definitly contains virgin unicorn seman

In doing a little searching , that kit is for 911 '65-'69 cars, so it wont work on out POS water cooled cars

alpine003

Well it says it's for Porsche "classic" cars and the last time I checked, Porsche officially considers the 996 as a "classic".

http://www.porsche.com/international...rvice/classic/

I think the only thing that may not work on our POS water cooled cars is the "classic" line of oils.

fpb111

"Bag not available separately" They are missing an opportunity to make more $$. They could sell the empty bag for $99 and make $95.

Fast40th

S**t no kidding!... Just Fabulous! If they only made 1963 of these kits and put a stupid little limited edition number badge on the bag... I'd be all over that thing... And order 2 kits - one to use and another to never open...

Lol