OMFG! WTF?
#1
OMFG! WTF?
So I come out of the mall last night and find this:
I wait around for a few minutes and go find security to see if they can page this **** who can't park. They can't page people but are shocked, as is EVERYONE who walks by. Finally, as I'm about to call a tow truck, this completely oblivious guy comes out of the mall, walking toward the minivan. And suddenly, it is all clear to me.
He weighs about 350 pounds. He parked like this because it was the only way he could leave enough room for him to get in and out of his van. So I got a "sorry" before he nearly T-boned a pickup truck backing out. Fortunately, no scratches on the car.
I wait around for a few minutes and go find security to see if they can page this **** who can't park. They can't page people but are shocked, as is EVERYONE who walks by. Finally, as I'm about to call a tow truck, this completely oblivious guy comes out of the mall, walking toward the minivan. And suddenly, it is all clear to me.
He weighs about 350 pounds. He parked like this because it was the only way he could leave enough room for him to get in and out of his van. So I got a "sorry" before he nearly T-boned a pickup truck backing out. Fortunately, no scratches on the car.
#2
Ouch! Was your only option to park in the "regular" spaces? I'm not sure you'd ever be able to get a picture of my P-car in a public parking lot with another car near it. It's worth the walk to not come out to find something like this.
#5
So I come out of the mall last night and find this:
I wait around for a few minutes and go find security to see if they can page this **** who can't park. They can't page people but are shocked, as is EVERYONE who walks by. Finally, as I'm about to call a tow truck, this completely oblivious guy comes out of the mall, walking toward the minivan. And suddenly, it is all clear to me.
He weighs about 350 pounds. He parked like this because it was the only way he could leave enough room for him to get in and out of his van. So I got a "sorry" before he nearly T-boned a pickup truck backing out. Fortunately, no scratches on the car.
I wait around for a few minutes and go find security to see if they can page this **** who can't park. They can't page people but are shocked, as is EVERYONE who walks by. Finally, as I'm about to call a tow truck, this completely oblivious guy comes out of the mall, walking toward the minivan. And suddenly, it is all clear to me.
He weighs about 350 pounds. He parked like this because it was the only way he could leave enough room for him to get in and out of his van. So I got a "sorry" before he nearly T-boned a pickup truck backing out. Fortunately, no scratches on the car.
My biggest fear when I take the 996 out. If I go to a Mall or anything I am the one way out there in the middle of nowhere. I do get concerned that some some smartas will come along and key me.
But I have to say I never really take the 996 out to a place where I cannot kep a close eye on her. Freaks me out and I really do not enjoy a trip to the Mall or even restruants.
I'm sure Therapy can help me - Ha! Not!
99C2
#6
Glad you escaped undamaged.
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#9
Yup...sometimes it is not worth it getting into an altercation or simply wasting 5 minutes of your life...hell, 5 minutes or even 10 can go a long way...LOL!!
#10
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#11
Agree - doesn't sound like this guy was looking to do any damage. That's why I tend to park any of my cars "in the next county" as my wife would say. I posted last year about a guy who purposely put his pickup about 6" from my 4S while I was parked at a Starbucks. He got really pissy when I even questioned him about it and seemed ready to fight - I'm little, so he would have killed me. Fortunately, no damage to the P-car. There are just so many jerks out there.
#12
Don't blame the victim.
#13
Wow:
My biggest fear when I take the 996 out. If I go to a Mall or anything I am the one way out there in the middle of nowhere. I do get concerned that some some smartas will come along and key me.
But I have to say I never really take the 996 out to a place where I cannot kep a close eye on her. Freaks me out and I really do not enjoy a trip to the Mall or even restruants.
I'm sure Therapy can help me - Ha! Not!
99C2
My biggest fear when I take the 996 out. If I go to a Mall or anything I am the one way out there in the middle of nowhere. I do get concerned that some some smartas will come along and key me.
But I have to say I never really take the 996 out to a place where I cannot kep a close eye on her. Freaks me out and I really do not enjoy a trip to the Mall or even restruants.
I'm sure Therapy can help me - Ha! Not!
99C2
Now I won't stop a a mall with the P Car unless I can find a non parallel parking area that is UPHILL. I actually plan what vehicle to take based on whether or not I have to stop at a store. I know it's crazy but it makes me feel better.
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