Sheesh, what's with all the testosterone around here all of sudden?
12-28-2007, 07:26 PM
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Sheesh, what's with all the testosterone around here all of sudden?
We've got threads with people bragging about multi-million $$ real estate holdings, others about dating 6 foot tall models, others about how they could afford a half a dozen 996's if they wanted to (but are afraid the engine's will all blow up on 'em)..
Man, did someone slip too much rum in the eggnog?
For the record, I'm just an average guy. I'm in my-mid 40's, married 20+ years, make a comfortable, but not excessive, income, only own a couple of houses, my wife is not a 6 foot tall model (but, I think she looks fine, and if she were 6 foot tall, we'd make an odd couple, since I'm only 5'-something myself - you know the saying "When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it, when you're toes to toes..").. I'm haven't made millions investing in offshore real estate, or google stock. I don't party with Joey Carrera or Paris whats-her-face.
I guess I just don't belong here
Except for one thing: compared to 90% of the world, I'm rich. I have clothes on my back, a warm dry bed to sleep in, more than enough food and drink to keep me happy, my wife and family love me and I have enough good friends to share some laughs with. Life could be a whole lot worse.
Oh yeah, and
- Nick, just an average dude with a 996 in the garage..
Man, did someone slip too much rum in the eggnog?
For the record, I'm just an average guy. I'm in my-mid 40's, married 20+ years, make a comfortable, but not excessive, income, only own a couple of houses, my wife is not a 6 foot tall model (but, I think she looks fine, and if she were 6 foot tall, we'd make an odd couple, since I'm only 5'-something myself - you know the saying "When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it, when you're toes to toes..").. I'm haven't made millions investing in offshore real estate, or google stock. I don't party with Joey Carrera or Paris whats-her-face.
I guess I just don't belong here
Except for one thing: compared to 90% of the world, I'm rich. I have clothes on my back, a warm dry bed to sleep in, more than enough food and drink to keep me happy, my wife and family love me and I have enough good friends to share some laughs with. Life could be a whole lot worse.
Oh yeah, and
HAVE A HAPPY (and safe) FREAKIN' NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
- Nick, just an average dude with a 996 in the garage..
12-28-2007, 07:36 PM
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We've got threads with people bragging about multi-million $$ real estate holdings, others about dating 6 foot tall models, others about how they could afford a half a dozen 996's if they wanted to (but are afraid the engine's will all blow up on 'em)..
Man, did someone slip too much rum in the eggnog?
For the record, I'm just an average guy. I'm in my-mid 40's, married 20+ years, make a comfortable, but not excessive, income, only own a couple of houses, my wife is not a 6 foot tall model (but, I think she looks fine, and if she were 6 foot tall, we'd make an odd couple, since I'm only 5'-something myself - you know the saying "When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it, when you're toes to toes..").. I'm haven't made millions investing offshore real estate, or google stock. I don't party with Joey Carrera or Paris whats-her-face.
I guess I just don't belong here
Except for one thing: compared to 90% of the world, I'm rich. I have clothes on my back, a warm dry bed to sleep in, more than enough food and drink to keep me happy, my wife and family love me and I have a enough good friends to share some laughs with. Life could be a whole lot worse.
Oh yeah, and
- Nick, just an average dude with a 996 in the garage..
Man, did someone slip too much rum in the eggnog?
For the record, I'm just an average guy. I'm in my-mid 40's, married 20+ years, make a comfortable, but not excessive, income, only own a couple of houses, my wife is not a 6 foot tall model (but, I think she looks fine, and if she were 6 foot tall, we'd make an odd couple, since I'm only 5'-something myself - you know the saying "When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it, when you're toes to toes..").. I'm haven't made millions investing offshore real estate, or google stock. I don't party with Joey Carrera or Paris whats-her-face.
I guess I just don't belong here
Except for one thing: compared to 90% of the world, I'm rich. I have clothes on my back, a warm dry bed to sleep in, more than enough food and drink to keep me happy, my wife and family love me and I have a enough good friends to share some laughs with. Life could be a whole lot worse.
Oh yeah, and
HAVE A HAPPY (and safe) FREAKIN' NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
- Nick, just an average dude with a 996 in the garage..
12-28-2007, 07:51 PM
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We've got threads with people bragging about multi-million $$ real estate holdings, others about dating 6 foot tall models, others about how they could afford a half a dozen 996's if they wanted to (but are afraid the engine's will all blow up on 'em)..
Man, did someone slip too much rum in the eggnog?
For the record, I'm just an average guy. I'm in my-mid 40's, married 20+ years, make a comfortable, but not excessive, income, only own a couple of houses, my wife is not a 6 foot tall model (but, I think she looks fine, and if she were 6 foot tall, we'd make an odd couple, since I'm only 5'-something myself - you know the saying "When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it, when you're toes to toes..").. I'm haven't made millions investing offshore real estate, or google stock. I don't party with Joey Carrera or Paris whats-her-face.
I guess I just don't belong here
Except for one thing: compared to 90% of the world, I'm rich. I have clothes on my back, a warm dry bed to sleep in, more than enough food and drink to keep me happy, my wife and family love me and I have a enough good friends to share some laughs with. Life could be a whole lot worse.
Oh yeah, and
- Nick, just an average dude with a 996 in the garage..
Man, did someone slip too much rum in the eggnog?
For the record, I'm just an average guy. I'm in my-mid 40's, married 20+ years, make a comfortable, but not excessive, income, only own a couple of houses, my wife is not a 6 foot tall model (but, I think she looks fine, and if she were 6 foot tall, we'd make an odd couple, since I'm only 5'-something myself - you know the saying "When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it, when you're toes to toes..").. I'm haven't made millions investing offshore real estate, or google stock. I don't party with Joey Carrera or Paris whats-her-face.
I guess I just don't belong here
Except for one thing: compared to 90% of the world, I'm rich. I have clothes on my back, a warm dry bed to sleep in, more than enough food and drink to keep me happy, my wife and family love me and I have a enough good friends to share some laughs with. Life could be a whole lot worse.
Oh yeah, and
HAVE A HAPPY (and safe) FREAKIN' NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
- Nick, just an average dude with a 996 in the garage..
It's very clear that you are for real, humble and have many riches/blessings.
You are zero fun to mess with!
I to am humble and don't like to talk about ME and what I got, except for my palm springs beach house, my massive guns and big di**.
Other than that, I am just like your average Joey Blow...
Ludwig Von Super Stud
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12-28-2007, 07:54 PM
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Three Wheelin'
Nick, you are not alone. I'm also mid 40s and happily married to someone I like. Sometimes I feel like the poor white trash of the Porsche community....maybe I am. I actually enjoy working on my own Porsche...it is nice to know that I'm not alone. You do belong here...it's guys like yourself that make this an enjoyable and informative site. Happy New Year!
12-28-2007, 07:59 PM
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Three Wheelin'
Big ***** (AC/DC)
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
the event is never small
the social pages say I've got
the biggest ***** of all
(chorus)
oh, I've got big *****
I've got big *****
and they're such big *****
dirty big *****
and he's got big *****
and she's got big *****
but we've got the biggest ***** of them all
and my ***** are always bouncing
my ballroom always full
and everybody **** and **** again
if your name is on the guest list
no-one can take you higher
everybody says I've got
great ***** of fire
(chorus)
some ***** are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the ***** that I like best
my ***** are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
it's my belief that my big *****
should be held every night
(chorus)
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL
(BTW...I too am in my lower 40's, married, house, boat, some cars, no kids, good job, but definately not rich)
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
the event is never small
the social pages say I've got
the biggest ***** of all
(chorus)
oh, I've got big *****
I've got big *****
and they're such big *****
dirty big *****
and he's got big *****
and she's got big *****
but we've got the biggest ***** of them all
and my ***** are always bouncing
my ballroom always full
and everybody **** and **** again
if your name is on the guest list
no-one can take you higher
everybody says I've got
great ***** of fire
(chorus)
some ***** are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the ***** that I like best
my ***** are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
it's my belief that my big *****
should be held every night
(chorus)
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL
(BTW...I too am in my lower 40's, married, house, boat, some cars, no kids, good job, but definately not rich)
12-28-2007, 08:10 PM
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Nick, you are not alone. I'm also mid 40s and happily married to someone I like. Sometimes I feel like the poor white trash of the Porsche community....maybe I am. I actually enjoy working on my own Porsche...it is nice to know that I'm not alone. You do belong here...it's guys like yourself that make this an enjoyable and informative site. Happy New Year!
Sometimes I get the impression that I'm one of the few guys that had to pull a few strings to get behind the wheel of a lowly '99 C4 weekend toy. What can I say? I love sports cars and did what I had to do to get what I wanted.
Happy New Year to everyone, or at least the people that haven't been an *** to me today!
12-28-2007, 09:02 PM
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Its easy to be rich when typing on a key board. I would say that with the prices of the 996s coming down we are finding people who want to appear better off than they really are.