Originally Posted by mborkow

i think those are silicon or saline bags ;-)

Originally Posted by CP

Ok Ok, I give up. Thirteen pages of this intense enlightenment made me see my erroneous ways. JustanotherRed993 was right afterall. I am now stepping up to the plate (Actually, Melissa put me there). Folks, this is what really happened last Saturday morning:

So I went to the Saturday car meet [although motocycles, bicycles, unicycles, roller skates, skate boards, and pedastrians are all welcomed] at a shopping center whose name I will not divulge, for fear of discriminating against people who feel it is either too classy or trashy for their tastes, as the 993s are making a showing this week. Nice cars [if you like them, not to insult those whose tastes lie elsewhere] in a row. I have a few pics on that.

I was about to leave at 10:30 or so, suddenly... CRUNCH, about 20 feet/6.096 meters away. Then there is this vehicle of unidentified make, model, and colour [so as not to prejudice the reader, naturally] slowly driving away in the parking lot. Hords of people [though I suppose larger crowds have clustered before, but there were certainly more than two of them] were screaming at the driver, and pushing on the hood to stop the car. The driver was quite intent to just leave, or so it seemed, and I suppose [he or she] must have had their own very good reasons; it's not my place to judge after all. Then one person of undisclosed gender jumped in the driver's window and grabbed the steering wheel. Finally the car stopped and a driver emerged. It was almost certainly a primate, and most likely bipedal [no offense to quadruped/arachnid/octoped/etc fans out there], and of a height between 6 microns and 427 light-years.

By then, I had checked out the car that was hit, and OMG [meaning 'oh my goodness', naturally; it would be impolitic invoke (G/g)od because not everyone believes in dieties, let alone one that goes by the title '(G/g)od' specifically; also, the statement of 'oh my goodness' should not be taken to imply that I am any more or less good than any other person], it was another vehicle of a value that could be considered great to some people though not necessarily to all that will not be further described because it might bring prejudice. The carbon fibre front bumper [which is of course of no greater importance than the rear bumper] was bashed and the hood was out of alignment. And there it was the hiter trying to pull a hit-and -run [or so it seemed, though as I said before [he or she] may have a Very Very Good Reason to try to leave; [perhaps a grandmother was on fire, although there is an equal chance that the grandfather is on fire as well] in front of 60+ witnesses, most with cameras, though those without cameras are clearly NOT inferior to those with cameras in any way, shape, or form. What was the driver thinking? I can only postulate, as I shall never know but I'm sure it was extremely profound and advanced thought as it would be so rude of me to imply the driver was anything but a genius.

I have a few pics that just make my blood [amongst other bodily fluids] boil. But others may find them very soothing. To each their own, after all."

Now can we ALL get along?

CP

Originally Posted by RJT

I believe they would explode on impact and everyone in the car would drown.

Originally Posted by Joe S.

I'll sacrifice myself and do a crash test with those safety devices.

Originally Posted by mnmblu2

This is sooo true.

I don't post on this forum too often anymore. Reading this thread is a clear indication as to why I don't.

Originally Posted by Bull

OK, we have been put on notice...NOTHING but "will these wheels fit my car?"; "how do I get the cat yak off my seats?", "what motor oil do WE all use in our cars?"; "what are the mods that WE make to our car that will make it different...but oh please God exactly the same as everyone else on this Forum?"; "I have no clue what I think, so can you all tell me how my car should sound"...posts will be accepted from here on! Well, maybe "does this ride height look OK to everyone or should I change it?" has some more legs to it......

Originally Posted by Mark in Baltimore

What about the tray should I know??