Bizzare Murcielago Accident : eye-witness & Pics
Show em some toe. 
07-19-2006, 01:10 AM
#184
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Ok Ok, I give up. 
Thirteen pages of this intense enlightenment made me see my erroneous ways. JustanotherRed993 was right afterall. I am now stepping up to the plate (Actually, Melissa put me there). Folks, this is what really happened last Saturday morning:
So I went to the Saturday car meet [although motocycles, bicycles, unicycles, roller skates, skate boards, and pedastrians are all welcomed] at a shopping center whose name I will not divulge, for fear of discriminating against people who feel it is either too classy or trashy for their tastes, as the 993s are making a showing this week. Nice cars [if you like them, not to insult those whose tastes lie elsewhere] in a row. I have a few pics on that.
I was about to leave at 10:30 or so, suddenly... CRUNCH, about 20 feet/6.096 meters away. Then there is this vehicle of unidentified make, model, and colour [so as not to prejudice the reader, naturally] slowly driving away in the parking lot. Hords of people [though I suppose larger crowds have clustered before, but there were certainly more than two of them] were screaming at the driver, and pushing on the hood to stop the car. The driver was quite intent to just leave, or so it seemed, and I suppose [he or she] must have had their own very good reasons; it's not my place to judge after all. Then one person of undisclosed gender jumped in the driver's window and grabbed the steering wheel. Finally the car stopped and a driver emerged. It was almost certainly a primate, and most likely bipedal [no offense to quadruped/arachnid/octoped/etc fans out there], and of a height between 6 microns and 427 light-years.
By then, I had checked out the car that was hit, and OMG [meaning 'oh my goodness', naturally; it would be impolitic invoke (G/g)od because not everyone believes in dieties, let alone one that goes by the title '(G/g)od' specifically; also, the statement of 'oh my goodness' should not be taken to imply that I am any more or less good than any other person], it was another vehicle of a value that could be considered great to some people though not necessarily to all that will not be further described because it might bring prejudice. The carbon fibre front bumper [which is of course of no greater importance than the rear bumper] was bashed and the hood was out of alignment. And there it was the hiter trying to pull a hit-and -run [or so it seemed, though as I said before [he or she] may have a Very Very Good Reason to try to leave; [perhaps a grandmother was on fire, although there is an equal chance that the grandfather is on fire as well] in front of 60+ witnesses, most with cameras, though those without cameras are clearly NOT inferior to those with cameras in any way, shape, or form. What was the driver thinking? I can only postulate, as I shall never know but I'm sure it was extremely profound and advanced thought as it would be so rude of me to imply the driver was anything but a genius.
I have a few pics that just make my blood [amongst other bodily fluids] boil. But others may find them very soothing. To each their own, after all."
Now can we ALL get along?
CP
Thirteen pages of this intense enlightenment made me see my erroneous ways. JustanotherRed993 was right afterall. I am now stepping up to the plate (Actually, Melissa put me there). Folks, this is what really happened last Saturday morning:So I went to the Saturday car meet [although motocycles, bicycles, unicycles, roller skates, skate boards, and pedastrians are all welcomed] at a shopping center whose name I will not divulge, for fear of discriminating against people who feel it is either too classy or trashy for their tastes, as the 993s are making a showing this week. Nice cars [if you like them, not to insult those whose tastes lie elsewhere] in a row. I have a few pics on that.
I was about to leave at 10:30 or so, suddenly... CRUNCH, about 20 feet/6.096 meters away. Then there is this vehicle of unidentified make, model, and colour [so as not to prejudice the reader, naturally] slowly driving away in the parking lot. Hords of people [though I suppose larger crowds have clustered before, but there were certainly more than two of them] were screaming at the driver, and pushing on the hood to stop the car. The driver was quite intent to just leave, or so it seemed, and I suppose [he or she] must have had their own very good reasons; it's not my place to judge after all. Then one person of undisclosed gender jumped in the driver's window and grabbed the steering wheel. Finally the car stopped and a driver emerged. It was almost certainly a primate, and most likely bipedal [no offense to quadruped/arachnid/octoped/etc fans out there], and of a height between 6 microns and 427 light-years.
By then, I had checked out the car that was hit, and OMG [meaning 'oh my goodness', naturally; it would be impolitic invoke (G/g)od because not everyone believes in dieties, let alone one that goes by the title '(G/g)od' specifically; also, the statement of 'oh my goodness' should not be taken to imply that I am any more or less good than any other person], it was another vehicle of a value that could be considered great to some people though not necessarily to all that will not be further described because it might bring prejudice. The carbon fibre front bumper [which is of course of no greater importance than the rear bumper] was bashed and the hood was out of alignment. And there it was the hiter trying to pull a hit-and -run [or so it seemed, though as I said before [he or she] may have a Very Very Good Reason to try to leave; [perhaps a grandmother was on fire, although there is an equal chance that the grandfather is on fire as well] in front of 60+ witnesses, most with cameras, though those without cameras are clearly NOT inferior to those with cameras in any way, shape, or form. What was the driver thinking? I can only postulate, as I shall never know but I'm sure it was extremely profound and advanced thought as it would be so rude of me to imply the driver was anything but a genius.
I have a few pics that just make my blood [amongst other bodily fluids] boil. But others may find them very soothing. To each their own, after all."
Now can we ALL get along?
CP
Last edited by CP; 07-19-2006 at 01:33 AM.
07-19-2006, 01:28 AM
#188
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Originally Posted by mnmblu2
Hey that looks familiar.
Pong, that Melissa is bright and funny.
Pong, that Melissa is bright and funny.
CP
07-19-2006, 01:35 AM
#189
Why do I feel so left out!
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CP,
I am so dis-illusioned now - I cant tell you where I'm from,who I am or what I look like?
What with JT showing cleavage, quotes from FMJ, all the people I know from here now turning "asian" and now Alan re registering it is all becoming a daze.... I think I might need to up my meds and lie down....
Ohh hell!!
Simon (I think...
)
I am so dis-illusioned now - I cant tell you where I'm from,who I am or what I look like?
What with JT showing cleavage, quotes from FMJ, all the people I know from here now turning "asian" and now Alan re registering it is all becoming a daze.... I think I might need to up my meds and lie down....
Ohh hell!!
Simon (I think...
)
07-19-2006, 03:50 AM
#194
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Well Pong, I'm glad that you finally stepped up to the plate to admit your wrongdoing! Now all of us of the ornamental persuasion can rest easy
...though honestly, I can't recall who persuaded us ...
Hey Mark in B.,
So you "write white," eh? I get the same thing ...except I "speak white." It's an interesting place in which we live, eh?
!!!
Edward
...though honestly, I can't recall who persuaded us ...
Hey Mark in B.,
So you "write white," eh? I get the same thing ...except I "speak white." It's an interesting place in which we live, eh?
!!!Edward
07-19-2006, 04:16 AM
#195
Originally Posted by RJT
Thank you. I LOVE my cars too. Not bad for a Upper Middle Class WOMEN of Croatian descent, married to an All American Heinz 57 mutt!
Swissy hon, I wanted to tell y'all that I'z already dun run to Wall Mart and bought TWO 30 packs of Bud. Y'all think that will be nuf for all y'all?? YEE HAW, slap my big bottum, I'll even shave my legs and underarms and maybe even put on some deodorant before y'all get here.
OH HONEY!!! It's time for us clean the up Triple Wide. We'z gonna have some company!!! Juz kick them thar empty cans under the sofa. Juz' make sure they all is empty. I don't wanna waste any good ol' beer! Yeah Boy. It's great to be upper middle class trash
Swissy hon, I wanted to tell y'all that I'z already dun run to Wall Mart and bought TWO 30 packs of Bud. Y'all think that will be nuf for all y'all?? YEE HAW, slap my big bottum, I'll even shave my legs and underarms and maybe even put on some deodorant before y'all get here.
OH HONEY!!! It's time for us clean the up Triple Wide. We'z gonna have some company!!! Juz kick them thar empty cans under the sofa. Juz' make sure they all is empty. I don't wanna waste any good ol' beer! Yeah Boy. It's great to be upper middle class trash