Concerned about Quality Issues in Ordered 992
09-18-2023, 12:13 AM
#121
Burning Brakes
Don't forget to order the 10 speed T specific PDK for its immense resale value. Oh, and don't forget the companions to the "owner's manual in leather," the warranty booklet in porcelain and the Sirius/XM channel guide in gold leaf. Absolutely guaranteed to appreciate by 50% over the next 5 years.
09-18-2023, 03:48 AM
#122
09-18-2023, 09:57 AM
#123
I love this thread on so many different levels!!
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09-18-2023, 10:35 AM
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09-18-2023, 11:24 AM
#129
I'm amazed I'm making the 141st post into a thread where the guy claims he makes $60k a year (USD no less) and therefore can buy "anything he wants", is 46 with kids, and investing in a Porsche loaded with all the possible options (which is the worse way to buy if you actually did want to have a decent resale value), believes removing the decals and satin black wheels will improve speed and agility, and and his name is Porsche "Wiseguy".
Yet...here I am.
Yet...here I am.
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09-18-2023, 11:49 AM
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I'm amazed I'm making the 141st post into a thread where the guy claims he makes $60k a year (USD no less) and therefore can buy "anything he wants", is 46 with kids, and investing in a Porsche loaded with all the possible options (which is the worse way to buy if you actually did want to have a decent resale value), believes removing the decals and satin black wheels will improve speed and agility, and and his name is Porsche "Wiseguy".
Yet...here I am.
Yet...here I am.
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09-18-2023, 11:58 AM
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It could be that the OP was drunk-posting for some of the more muddled posts. Doesn't matter if it's bot or a 13 year old or a drunk guy who isn't a native English speaker. Because the thread's fun and entertaining, the way most internet forums ought to be. If we're not having fun, then what's the point?
09-18-2023, 12:17 PM
#132
Not wishing to beat a dead horse, but I think it’s time to relive some of the best moments from this thread. 😂
To recap, the OP, or bot, said:
- The metallic aventurine green color is missing which compared to the base white could improve wind resistance for added speed.
- Removing decal and satin black wheels for added speed and agility.”
- I don’t want Toyota and ****. I’m better than that. I’m making $60k+ USD per year.
- My wife is giving me **** talking about our 4 kids’ college, etc. But I put myself first for the first time in my life and said this is the best investment for all of our future. 911s don’t depreciate.
Yikes. 😱
To recap, the OP, or bot, said:
- The metallic aventurine green color is missing which compared to the base white could improve wind resistance for added speed.
- Removing decal and satin black wheels for added speed and agility.”
- I don’t want Toyota and ****. I’m better than that. I’m making $60k+ USD per year.
- My wife is giving me **** talking about our 4 kids’ college, etc. But I put myself first for the first time in my life and said this is the best investment for all of our future. 911s don’t depreciate.
Yikes. 😱
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09-18-2023, 12:33 PM
#134
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Not wishing to beat a dead horse, but I think it’s time to relive some of the best moments from this thread. 😂
To recap, the OP, or bot, said:
- The metallic aventurine green color is missing which compared to the base white could improve wind resistance for added speed.
- Removing decal and satin black wheels for added speed and agility.”
- I don’t want Toyota and ****. I’m better than that. I’m making $60k+ USD per year.
- My wife is giving me **** talking about our 4 kids’ college, etc. But I put myself first for the first time in my life and said this is the best investment for all of our future. 911s don’t depreciate.
Yikes. 😱
To recap, the OP, or bot, said:
- The metallic aventurine green color is missing which compared to the base white could improve wind resistance for added speed.
- Removing decal and satin black wheels for added speed and agility.”
- I don’t want Toyota and ****. I’m better than that. I’m making $60k+ USD per year.
- My wife is giving me **** talking about our 4 kids’ college, etc. But I put myself first for the first time in my life and said this is the best investment for all of our future. 911s don’t depreciate.
Yikes. 😱
It should’ve been: “I don’t want Toyota for ****’s sake.”
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09-18-2023, 12:34 PM
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