JohnKoaWood

As read in Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader..

Proof
Of
Rich
Spoiled
Children
Having
Everything

Made me laugh

as well as

Another
Ugly
Deutche
Invention

alxdgr8

Damn, you hit me with both! If I could only call myself rich...

DanR

^ I have a porsche and the wife a TT so got me on both as well!

pontifex4

Ditto. And I don't even have one of the new, turned-out-to-be-a-swan Audis...

JohnKoaWood

I have 2 Posches and a TT as well...

What year is your TT mine is a 2000 Quatro 180.. I have been contemplating a FMIC for it and a bump in Turbo as well... 2000 180 used the same internals as the 225...

JohnKoaWood

Put
In
Nickle
To
Operate

made me laugh as well... Or how about

Fast
Only
Rolling
Downhill

CarbonRevo

Anyone ever cared to see what Pontiac stands for?

JohnKoaWood

awilson40

I know, but better not post it

Chris White

FIAT -
Feeble
Italian
Attempt at
Transportation

Or

Fix
It
Again
Tony

FORD (I made this one up from my own race experience!)
Frequent
Over
Redline
Destruction

spoolin51

? now im curious
If its that bad, you can pm me

MAGK944

Found a while back on a website somewhere:

Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?

Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW: Big Money Waste
BMW: Big Money Works
BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW: Break My Windows
BMW: Broken Money Waster
BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Brutal Money Waster
BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW: Big Money Waster
BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon

Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Buick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Buick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean

Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?

Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevorlet: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time

Chevy: Charged Heavily
Chevy: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
Fiat: F*ck in a Taxi.

Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: First on race day
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford: Found on road dead
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GM: General Mistake
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC: Get More Chicks
GMC: Got More Crap
GMC: Grungy Merchandise
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming

G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside

Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians

Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail

Jeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked

Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars

Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon

Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Oldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel

Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often

Plymouth: Pontiac Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
Plymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac

Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant ******* Babies
SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All

Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

VW: Very Worthless

STP: Stop Those Pistons.

E.F.I.: Extra F*cking Insurance

BOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines

NAPA: Never Any Parts Available.

LS1Porch

Pontiac...now i'm curious too!

MAGK944

Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac (I think numbskull is replaced by another N-word in street lingo)

alxdgr8

I've always like HONDA - Hold On Not Done Accelerating
...or if NISMO - Nissan Motorsports, then does Honda Motorsports - HOMO?