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Old 06-03-2008, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ehall
I was going to say something nice about you lart, but I don't want you touching yourself again!
OH **** THAT was funny!!!
Old 06-03-2008, 05:31 PM
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For some reason this thread reminds me of a time when I was trying to merge onto the freeway and some fat bitch intentionally blocked me off. When I pulled up to tell her how much I appreciated it, she flashed her security guard badge at me and sped off. It cracked me up.
Old 06-03-2008, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by theedge
I know, im the one who wrote LARTINA on that pic Hell I think I came up with that name

But Lartina said she always wanted to clean things after her time wearing microskirts and getting out of 928s telling the drivers that no refunds are offered if the Johns little little john doesnt work.
This thread is just one giant batch of "Too Much Information"!
Old 06-03-2008, 07:15 PM
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2281 views for this thread wow, so jns besides extortion you also do police work right?
Old 06-03-2008, 09:41 PM
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Damn, Lart, that was fast. That box is nice! There was some long metal debris in there that I trashed so I can use the box for storing my other goodies. Genuine Uhaul, too. Thanks for the quick service!
Old 06-03-2008, 09:56 PM
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Great , btw did you also find the artifact that I included for your wife? it's also free and you can also use it to play with your partners at the station if she let's you borrowed.

Ps in a private message she told me she was tired of the white tiny sh$t , so I sent you a black artifact.

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Old 06-03-2008, 10:04 PM
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That's in poor taste, Lart. At least wipe your vaseline and dingleberries off it before presenting it as a present. My wife is dead.
Old 06-03-2008, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jns
That's in poor taste, Lart. At least wipe your vaseline and dingleberries off it before presenting it as a present. My wife is dead.
My condolences, you can still use it with the boys at the station or your new partner. there is no shame in being a homocop
Old 06-03-2008, 10:18 PM
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Nothin' doin', Larty. I'd have to write up a Police report due to evidence of "forced entry." I was hoping to get some more parts, Lart. Is that 10% coupon still good?
Old 06-03-2008, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jns
Nothin' doin', Larty. I'd have to write up a Police report due to evidence of "forced entry." I was hoping to get some more parts, Lart. Is that 10% coupon still good?
But of course

Just click on the link for your 10% off

http://john-white.justgotowned.com/
Old 06-03-2008, 10:37 PM
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Oh God, Lart, I about lost control of my bowels after seeing that! That was funny as hell! I still hate you, of course, but that was awesome! How'd you do that?
Old 06-03-2008, 11:11 PM
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Old 06-03-2008, 11:34 PM
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hey jns - Lart usually gives a 20% discount for pics of you with your car. Maybe even 25% for you as Lart is getting very fond of you with the toys and all
Old 06-04-2008, 12:02 AM
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[QUOTE=jns;5475664]Oh God, Lart, I about lost control of my bowels after seeing that!QUOTE]

I suggest using Lart's little present to plug the flow.
Old 06-04-2008, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Nurburger
Originally Posted by jns
Oh God, Lart, I about lost control of my bowels after seeing that!
I suggest using Lart's little present to plug the flow.


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