bigred1001

I saw in the 928 forum someone talking about "smoking a 951" last night. Now I know the 928 was God's gift to car lovers, but you may not know this:

Most 928's are autos because most owners can't even handle their own stick, much less one on a car. The average wife of a 928 owner, seen below, also has issues with stick management, unless it is a sausage stick.

yellowline

It takes 2 to fight. Y'all are fighting over imitation Porsches anyways.

TRP951

I would have never guessed....................

xtaC

I predict this thread will go far ......

bigred1001

I certainly would rather be an "owner" of an imitation Porsche, than an owner in waiting for a something else.

bigred1001

The thread in the 928 forum is already multiple pages. I'm not ready to give up. Did the japanese give up after we nuked their asses? oh wait, never mind

theedge

I just went and read that thread... Wow. Ive seen major car wrecks funnier than that thread

Rock

I have a fake Porsche too.

I wonder why Porsche put their name all over it?

They just wanted to make a funny joke! Those germans! We all REALLY know theyre just Volkswagons!


...or Audis..... or something

Lorax

You guys, im ashamed to admit it, but if you will read that thread you can see that i admitted to the 951 in question being mine. All due to a simple mechanical mistake ): Please forgive me, I hope I haven't brought shame to 951 ownership....

lart951

Bottom line, we don't stand a chance agains the ultimate 928 it's a beast I heard that every single 928 owner from rennlist is ordering one like it;

http://jalopnik.com/cars/el-camino/s...?autoplay=true

ausgeflippt951

So to spare me the hassle of reading the whole 928 thread, what did you do wrong? I thought you had a Vitesse st. 3 or something like that?!

Lorax

just skip to the last page

333pg333

That should keep 'em busy for a while bumping into each other at the Doughnut convention. See their thread...

333pg333

Unfortunately it's a shame that the shark...er Dugong has so few victories over the Barracuda 951 that they get all excited and, well, fall over dead. No stamina. Shame they're such lovable fat beasts.

gt37vgt

come on guys credit were it is due please if you can hot up an 928 so much it is as fast as a stock 951 you are tuning legend