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12-19-2009, 12:04 PM
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Funny Joke....
A policewoman pulls over a drunk driver and asks him to step out of the car.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be used against you."
The driver replies, "Breasts."
She says, "Anything you say can and will be used against you."
The driver replies, "Breasts."
12-19-2009, 12:16 PM
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for the wives...
The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a door and hand him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what," says the interviewer. "Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
"You can't be serious," the man says. "I could never shoot my wife."
"Then you're not the right man for the job," says the interviewer.
The second man is given the same instructions. Five minutes later, he emerges with tears in his eyes and says, "I can't."
Finally, the woman is given the test, but with her husband. She takes the gun and enters the room. Shots are heard, then screaming, crashing, and banging. After a few minutes, she comes out and wipes the sweat from her brow. "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks," she says. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
"You can't be serious," the man says. "I could never shoot my wife."
"Then you're not the right man for the job," says the interviewer.
The second man is given the same instructions. Five minutes later, he emerges with tears in his eyes and says, "I can't."
Finally, the woman is given the test, but with her husband. She takes the gun and enters the room. Shots are heard, then screaming, crashing, and banging. After a few minutes, she comes out and wipes the sweat from her brow. "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks," she says. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
12-19-2009, 12:25 PM
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a very satisfied smile on his face. The egg is frowning and looking frustrated.
The egg says, "Guess we answered that question."
The egg says, "Guess we answered that question."
12-19-2009, 12:41 PM
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You obviously have too much time on your hands. Go work on your S4 (required 928 content) and DO NOT quit your day job! (Just kidding) fun jokes!
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12-19-2009, 01:19 PM
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Nike is dropping tiger from his line up and cant decide what to do with the signature golf club line made in honor of his wife.....
Now the only marketing strategy todate is to market them as the only clubs that will beat tiger....
Now the only marketing strategy todate is to market them as the only clubs that will beat tiger....
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12-19-2009, 02:20 PM
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This thread should be in the Off Topic forum.... until then -
Pfizer has it's replacement for Viagra. It is called Tiagra.... when 18 holes is not enough.
Carry on, nothing to see here.
Pfizer has it's replacement for Viagra. It is called Tiagra.... when 18 holes is not enough.
Carry on, nothing to see here.
12-20-2009, 08:04 AM
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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scot, a rabbi ,
a priest, a minister and a horse all walk into
a bar so the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke ?"
a priest, a minister and a horse all walk into
a bar so the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke ?"
12-20-2009, 09:50 AM
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Tiger's new name: Cheetah.
12-20-2009, 05:49 PM
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More Tiger jokes: Why can't Tiger Woods be Amish?...........The Amish only put their wood in the fireplace! - Why is Tiger Woods the best golfer ever?............He make his best shots in the RUFF! - What is Tiger Wood's favorite club?............His 9 Iron! - Tiger Wood goes to see Santa, He sits on Santa's lap and Santa say, s Ho, Ho, Ho, Tiger just of his lap and says..........WHERE!