Shark Attack

Feel free to add...

You have trouble making the 'rent' payment
You can not turn a wrench and you do not have deeeeep pockets
If you do not have a place to work on the car
If $500 is hard to come up with
If you have to 'check with the wife'
if you found a non-running 928 'cheap' and you think you are 'stealing' it
you are not a paid member of this forum

chaadster

...if all you care about is stoplight drag racing.

VehiGAZ

...if you do not know how to use a multimeter.
...if you do not like to work with difficult-to-identify parts in hard-to-reach places.
...if you go crazy when systems stop working when you need them most.

Slantnose!

...if small leaks bother you.

AO

...if you think a 928 is a status symbol.
...if you think a 928 is an investment.
...if you cannot turn a wrench.

Mike Frye

Wait... it's not?


... if you're the type to ignore the warning lights on the dash and keep driving

Gretch

If you do not understand the difference between a "car" and a "machine".

DonT

...if the 928 will be your daily driver and you do NOT have another vehicle.

Pfunde

.....if that's you only car/ form of transportation.....

mark kibort

if you like mobil 1

or you need a reason to refresh your race car after 6 full seasons and over 100 hours of ***** out racing!

mk

Rob Roy

. . .if you want to have a perfect manicure
. . .if you like skin on your knukles

928drvr86.5

if you think the 928 is the, "German Corvette."

Courtshark

I'm sure I missed a thread on this... but what's wrong with Mobil 1? It's the most over-engineered product of the last 20 years. Good enough for the space shuttle...

Bill Coleman

$500 doesn't buy much when you're talking about a 928. That should probably be $1000. Or more.

perrys4

Uh oh!! If you don't have your mechanics home #, cell # and e-mail address and AAA.