ribs

I know who you are! Check it:




crazy, huh?

iloveporsches

Actually, I'm running IE6, so eat it

89magic98

How about this one?

ribs

more a commin'...

Jonas Goldsmith

thats crazy....

ribs

Variance

Ribs, pertaining to your first post, it really is just a simple PHP code. This is a smple of the general code, which some notes here and there.

code:
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?php//// get the information about the brower etc// this needs browsecap.ini to be up-to-date and// the browsecap entry in php.ini to be set to on//$tempthing = get_browser();$browser = $tempthing->parent;$os = $tempthing->platform;// // now make up the ip and domain details (read the php.net documentation and// notes on the gethostbyaddr() function and the $_SERVER[$REMOTE_HOST] variable// if you really want to see why I did it this way.//$ip = $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] ? $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] : "unknown address";$domain = $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] ? gethostbyaddr($ip) : "unknown host";//// set up the tsxt strings to be superimposed on the graphic//$line0="Rameses Niblik the Third Sees all knows all";$line1="Hello ".$ip." at ".$domain;$line2="are you happy with ".$browser." on ".$os."?";//// define the mime-type and get the starting picture//header("Content-type: image/jpeg");$im = imagecreatefromjpeg("./rn3.jpg");//// define a few colours for the text// linux handles colours pretty poorly so I use imagecolorclosest()// for a solaris box you can use imagecolorallocate() and get a precise match// the black is to give me a chiselled look - use a 1+1 px diagonal offset//$black = imagecolorclosest($im, 0, 0, 0);$orange = imagecolorclosest($im, 255, 80, 0);//// font size 1 is 5 px wide, size 2 is 6, size 3 is 7.5// you have 5 font sizes to choose from and you can import// and define more fonts if you want to (see imageloadfont())// The first line calculates the centred starting position for a line// the next 2 put it on the pikkie forst in black then in colour//$px = (imagesx($im) - 5 * strlen($line0)) / 2;imagestring($im, 1, $px, 3, $line0, $black);imagestring($im, 1, $px+1, 4, $line0, $orange);//// repeat for the number of lines you have//$px = (imagesx($im) - 5 * strlen($line1)) / 2;imagestring($im, 1, $px, 16, $line1, $black);imagestring($im, 1, $px+1, 17, $line1, $orange);//// we have two of them//$px = (imagesx($im) - 5 * strlen($line2)) / 2;imagestring($im, 1, $px, 28, $line2, $black);imagestring($im, 1, $px+1, 29, $line2, $orange);//// output the new picture and clean up//imagejpeg($im);imagedestroy($im);//// bingo ... simple eh ??//?>

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Well, gah, there are supposed to be line breaks, but I don't want togo through and put them all in. This is another sample of what this code can do.

ribs

SidViscous

Actually I'm not using IE at all (says I am) and it says my ISP is Attbi and it aint.

HAH!

Variance

Well, if you're using a router and a firewall, etc, that would affect it. Also, the code only allows for a certain size database, so it might not have logged your ISP. It is just PHP, afterall.

-=Kenneth=-

ribs

Last but not least...



I figured it was some PHP code since the company that hosts the program specialized in PHP programming...I think its still pretty trick, and I've never seen it before...it kind of scared me at first...cool stuff though.

ribs

More optical illusions, if anybody is interested (I just had them sitting up on my website and never used them for anything really):







and finally...the biggest pimp ever:

sweanders

Whos is the pimp? I find him more scary than all of the strange pics.. uhh..

led

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Big E

Hey, wait a second, that's me. What am I missing?