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Old 06-17-2013, 11:30 PM
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worst post evar.....

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I just became the proud owner of an '83 944... it's not running so the seller discounted the price to $3,400....."


should I pull up the thread?
Old 06-18-2013, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by odurandina
worst post evar.....





should I pull up the thread?
In one word: Yes
In two: Yes please
Old 06-18-2013, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by FrenchToast
Where are the rest of her legs? Her posture in the beach picture looks as though she is walking. Something doesn't add up. She asked if she could drive. Did you Photoshop them out? Why?
It's just some picture I found on the internet. To get her in the picture with my car I just used paint to cut her out of the picture I posted earlier and pasted it into the picture of my car.

You don't want to see the girl I took for a ride. I only gave her a ride so she'd shut up and leave me alone...

Originally Posted by odurandina
should I pull up the thread?
Yes.
Old 06-18-2013, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Chunkerz
You don't want to see the girl I took for a ride. I only gave her a ride so she'd shut up and leave me alone...
Sure you did
Old 06-18-2013, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Chunkerz
It's just some picture I found on the internet. To get her in the picture with my car I just used paint to cut her out of the picture I posted earlier and pasted it into the picture of my car.
Lol. I was kidding.

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Old 06-18-2013, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Paulyy
Sure you did
I did. I can't afford to run two cars AND a woman. Although she did offer certain" services" afterwards

Edit- I had my first "it's not a Porsche" argument today! I used the "go home and get your 911" comeback I saw earlier in this thread and that shut them up.

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Old 06-19-2013, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Chunkerz
I did. I can't afford to run two cars AND a woman. Although she did offer certain" services" afterwards

Edit- I had my first "it's not a Porsche" argument today! I used the "go home and get your 911" comeback I saw earlier in this thread and that shut them up.
Video or it didn't happen at the go home and get your 911. I'd day be careful with that like. One day some 911 owner will go home and bring his 911.
Old 06-20-2013, 11:18 PM
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If they show back up with a 911, they earned that moment.
Old 06-21-2013, 01:09 AM
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I agree that 911 owner would earn that moment...but it still wouldn't stop me from saying how nice that beetle he's driving is
Old 06-26-2013, 07:59 PM
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No, I disagree with "he'd earn that moment" because he wouldn't earn anything by using the false statement that a 944 isn't a real Porsche. If you want to give him the moment, that's up to you.
Old 07-01-2013, 03:37 PM
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just saw this pop up on my screen. So since I have TWO chips, that means 458 whp @ 32-39 mpg... I wonder if the shipping is free

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This is a direct copy/paste from a guy who commented on a post I made about the 951...

Really? I think it's a disgrace to the Porsche family. I think they shouldn't allow them on Porsche trackdays because they fall apart on the track and REAL Porsches (911's) hit the pieces and cause damage. I think that the styling is bad and the car overall is very ugly. I would never buy one.
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Old 08-14-2013, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by sausagehacker
This is a direct copy/paste from a post I made about the 951...

Really? I think it's a disgrace to the Porsche family. I think they shouldn't allow them on Porsche trackdays because they fall apart on the track and REAL Porsches (911's) hit the pieces and cause damage. I think that the styling is bad and the car overall is very ugly. I would never buy one.
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Well, FOAD on him.
Old 08-14-2013, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by eohrnberger
Well, FOAD on him, and FOAD on you, if that's what you said.
The commenter was some random reddit user.

My reply:

That's just like... your opinion, man.
The 924 was the one that wasn't really a true Porsche. The 944 at least had the Porsche M44 2.5 in it. It's based on the 924, but then again, let's remember that the 911 is based on the VW Beetle.
EDIT: Just realized you edited your post haha
Old 08-14-2013, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by sausagehacker
The commenter was some random reddit user.

My reply:



EDIT: Just realized you edited your post haha
No worries. I took a look at the reddit post after I posted. Oops.

Hey, 924's are Porsches too IMHO. Make great stripped track cars, and hardly ever break once everything is brought into working condition. I'm finding the same with mine.

Flog it mercilessly around the track, constantly full throttle / full brake. After it cools down, I drive it home with the tunes cranked and the AC on. Nice. Now it's also a trailer hauler for tires & tools, and it takes to that great just as well.

Not a Porsche? My right ********!


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