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Old 05-13-2005, 11:41 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

This is too too funny. Now I KNOW this is a joke:

I took my car out last night with my new friend and we clocked a 0 to 60 time of 3.5seconds . Then, we stopped at Pep Boys and put two cans of Octane Boost in the tank, and cranked of a run of 3.0 seconds flat. HA
No way someone could write that and be serious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA....hahaha..HAHa....!! You still feel bad for him Serge? 3.0 seconds?? HAHAHAHAAHAHA. I'm rolling.
Old 05-13-2005, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by 944.guy
And you guys that are screaming broken transmissions, broken clutched. Man, this is a porsche. They're made to race. I think your comments are because you don't know how to race, or are scared to try. Why buy a car like this and not use it the way it was ment to be!!

Sorry dude, most of the ppl here are trying to save you some money when you do (and you will) break something. Why?! Because some of them have been there and done that. I guess if you want to lead by example go ahead, break something but don't come here asking us how to fix it when you (and you will) break something. Learn from our experiance, it costs money,lots of money. (BTW, Have you checked on how much parts cost for this car? Clutch, CV's, Tranny? not to mention a Belt Job on its own.)

I wouldn't go as far to say that we're afraid to race as I can gurantee 99% of the crowd here has raced they're car some way. PCA, DE, Auto-X, SCCA, ITS.. you name it (yes street racing as well, however they're not stupid enough to dump the clutch at 6k rpm and smoke the tires off. Race from a roll).

I'm done with this thread.
Old 05-13-2005, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by 944.guy
Hell, You've never seen $10K
Damn, how'd he know that? I'm so humiliated...:-(

He's a master debater, that's for sure.
Old 05-13-2005, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by 944.guy
we clocked a 0 to 60 time of 3.5seconds . Then, we stopped at Pep Boys and put two cans of Octane Boost in the tank, and cranked of a run of 3.0 seconds flat. HA, bet NONE of you can come close to that!! I'll take on any one, any time. I AM going to EuroFest in Nashville over Memorial Day.
A racer should never give up his speed secrets !!!

So if 2 cans knocked off 0.5 second, then if I run 4 cans with 110 oct race fuel and also add 3 gal of Zylene at 30 psi boost, your owned !!!!

See ya in Nashvegas,
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Even thou this d00ds car is blazing fast, i'm putting my money on David
Old 05-13-2005, 12:02 PM
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This guy is on crack. 3.0 sec.. His turbo would not even spool up yet.... The first 3 sec an NA is faster. Befor you start posting lies learn you car. I am done with this thread as well... Turbos need time to spool. ...idiot....
Old 05-13-2005, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by David Floyd
See ya in Nashvegas,

PO333333333!!!NNNNNN!!!DDDDDDD. Don't make me bust out the Techron, YOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 05-13-2005, 12:07 PM
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No offense...but would one of the Moderators PLEASE grow some huevos and ban the troll? It's obviously a joke, and it really isn't very funny. Troller, who ever you are, don't quit your day job.
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Don't make me have to break out the shiizzznit...

Old 05-13-2005, 12:51 PM
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hell, at 0.25 seconds per can, i'm gonna fill the whole tank with Naaaaaws. I should be able to do 0-60 in -4 hours then.

Please go away dip****.
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Originally Posted by David Floyd
A racer should never give up his speed secrets !!!



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Originally Posted by Matt O.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

This is too too funny. Now I KNOW this is a joke:



No way someone could write that and be serious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA....hahaha..HAHa....!! You still feel bad for him Serge? 3.0 seconds?? HAHAHAHAAHAHA. I'm rolling.
Hmm, those octane boosters only increase octane by like .2.

Porschephile, since when is it "your" forum?
Old 05-13-2005, 04:33 PM
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This troll is funny...He also can't tell time.
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Hmm, those octane boosters only increase octane by like .2.
My point exactly.
Old 05-13-2005, 05:44 PM
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I was just looking in an old Motor Trend and they had a spot on a Bugatti with a W16 engine. A chart they had with several other high dollar super cars that all had 0-60 times in the 3 second range. All of those cars are $250k plus. You seriously expect us to believe that you have a 15 year old car that will do 0-60 in three seconds? Post a picture of your car dude so everyone can see it and be scared of it on Memorial Day.

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