5CHN3LL

I tried to love her, I really did. But Meg pissed me off for the last time last night as I was helping her out of my car. I intended to take her inside, to give one of you guys a shot at her, but...I snapped, and I grabbed her by the neck, and I started smashing her into the pavers...and then I realized what I'd done and hid her body in the trash can.

The trash men came today. No sirens, no crime scene tape, no helicopters.

I think I may have gotten away with it.

Anway, last night Meg Griffin left this earth; may she rest in pieces.

5CHN3LL

Happier times, when she was still with KCAttorney:

FRUNKenstein

You bastard!!!!!!!!!

5CHN3LL

I'm sorry, man. I tried.

TonyTwoBags

Are we 100% Meg wasn't installed in the car experiencing strange vibrations?

5CHN3LL

I can confirm with absolute certainty that Meg underwent some SEVERE vibrations, but she was not in the car at the time.

As they say at SpaceX, Meg experienced RUD (rapid unplanned disassembly) yesterday at approx. 8:30PM Pacific Daylight Time. All telemetry was lost just prior to me slamming the lid shut.

Kalashnikov

Very suspicious. I suspect the device was employed in some sort of unintended way and was damaged.

With JI taking hiatus, I suspect that Schnell paid him a visit and went to town on the old man.

TonyTwoBags

She might have been ugly as sin, but it'll be tough to come to grips with her violent RUD.

Dr_Strangelove

What/who did it break? Face and/or window are my guesses.

gnat

Really, all that build up and the best you give us is old pics that someone else took? A few pics of the carnage would have been nice. Fvcking tease.

Paul Waterloo

I saw KC's turbo in person a few weeks ago and only heard of his dates with Meg, and they sounded ugly, now I see they were ugly!

TonyTwoBags

Meg was a slump buster for the mod enthusiast. Slightly off in fit & finish, but a real handful once the engine cranks over.

FRUNKenstein

At least no one has made fun of the 928 . . . yet.

gnat

Some things need not be said out loud.

5CHN3LL

PSA: Don't let anyone take the wheel clock to school in a cigar box.