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Rest In Pieces, Meg Griffin (a Rennlist confession)
I tried to love her, I really did. But Meg pissed me off for the last time last night as I was helping her out of my car. I intended to take her inside, to give one of you guys a shot at her, but...I snapped, and I grabbed her by the neck, and I started smashing her into the pavers...and then I realized what I'd done and hid her body in the trash can.
The trash men came today. No sirens, no crime scene tape, no helicopters.
I think I may have gotten away with it.
Anway, last night Meg Griffin left this earth; may she rest in pieces.
I can confirm with absolute certainty that Meg underwent some SEVERE vibrations, but she was not in the car at the time.
As they say at SpaceX, Meg experienced RUD (rapid unplanned disassembly) yesterday at approx. 8:30PM Pacific Daylight Time. All telemetry was lost just prior to me slamming the lid shut.