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09-29-2015, 11:15 AM

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Actual argument at work today...all Muppets are puppets but not all puppets are Muppets. I will raise the douchebag in real life vs on-line life tomorrow and report back.

Just looking at your avatar makes me forget what this thread is about!

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09-29-2015, 11:27 AM

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why I said no thanks for my son sitting in his car and that I have a 996 at home.

You uneducated tool. Don't you know that 996 owners are only allowed to make fun of 944 owners? Now thats a real POS fake Porsche. Theres even an epic thread about it.

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09-29-2015, 11:47 AM

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I'm with the OP. I had a similar encounter at a local car show. Someone said "Nice Car" and I replied "You'll never own one you stupid nun. Now turn your wheelchair around and go away before I put a serious beat-down on your ***"

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09-29-2015, 11:53 AM

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What dufuq? You made me spill coffee on my lab coat. And I'm not even supposed to drink coffee in the lab...

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09-30-2015, 12:12 AM

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so I was in stop and go traffic today and I look over and sure enough there's the Cayman with his spoiler "erect" and all...

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09-30-2015, 01:59 PM

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I certainly hope that you hit the under-dash switch and erected yourself too.

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09-16-2016, 10:42 AM

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Not sure what I did to see this thread pop up on my screen, but I'm glad I clicked on it...

This had me crackin' up big time!

Remind me to never get on the bad side of this crew!

Priceless...

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09-16-2016, 11:21 AM

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Holy necrobump! Thanks for posting. This is before my time here but a good laugh.

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09-16-2016, 04:08 PM

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BWAAHAHAhahahahahaha!

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09-20-2016, 09:40 PM

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TO THE TOP!

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09-20-2016, 11:41 PM

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I'm displaying one of the 914s at the Porsche Timeline in Lake Arrowhead this weekend.

To prep for it, I have purchased this:

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09-21-2016, 03:05 PM

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I'm displaying one of the 914s at the Porsche Timeline in Lake Arrowhead this weekend.

To prep for it, I have purchased this:

Nice!

Don't underestimate the power of the well timed "yo momma" joke.... load up here: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/yo-momma-jokes

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09-21-2016, 05:03 PM

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Since you 996 guys are like brothers (well, step-brothers), I'll share my best "Yo Mama." This one should be held back - wait until the other guy is tapped out and digging out the really crappy ones like "so fat she irons her pants in the driveway" and then unleash this beast:

Yo mama is so ugly, you can shove her face into dough to make gorilla cookies©.*

*If the crowd is mature, you can go with some of the more off-color jokes ("Yo mama so nasty, all you got to do to knock her up is jizz on the ground and let the flies do the rest"), but Gorilla Cookies is a solid performer for mixed-age crowds.