CarlEightySix

So good

theiceman

..and one for Noble.

StanThePorscheFan

I dont get the joke. Wait....HAHAHAHA....No, still dont get it.

CarlEightySix

Dirty but funny at the same time



Another with some strange fails

Ronan

I went to the doctors with hearing problems yesterday, he said "Can you describe the symptoms?"




I said "Sure, Homer's a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair."

2RedPorsche

LMAO

CarlEightySix

hébergeur images

Ronan

twosheds

That reminds me of this one.

molson cdn

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own.

The answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through.





Here's the riddle:

At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.

The other is getting oral sex from a 95-year-old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?















































The answer:

”Don't…look…down.”

Ronan

Got a text from this girl I've fancied for ages last night saying "come over to my place, no ones in", complete with a cheeky winking smiley at the end! I thought all my Christmases had come at once so I jumped in the car and got over there as quick as I could.

No one was in.

ronnie993tt

tires

Cpiendl

I have a big stock pile of good ones!!!

Ronan

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?












You can't hear a vitamin.

theiceman

..and its good night from him !!!

RIP Ronnie Corbett

one of the Best