Laugh of the day thread ...
#52
#55
Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own.
The answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through.
Here's the riddle:
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.
The other is getting oral sex from a 95-year-old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing.
What are they both thinking?
The answer:
”Don't…look…down.”
The answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through.
Here's the riddle:
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.
The other is getting oral sex from a 95-year-old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing.
What are they both thinking?
The answer:
”Don't…look…down.”
#56
Rennlist Member
Got a text from this girl I've fancied for ages last night saying "come over to my place, no ones in", complete with a cheeky winking smiley at the end! I thought all my Christmases had come at once so I jumped in the car and got over there as quick as I could.
No one was in.
No one was in.