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Old 03-18-2013, 02:42 PM
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You love when I call you Doc Bond,
Said the beautiful breathless blonde
Your Aston is Heaven
No Porsche 911
Of which I am not very fond

Your patients will all love to see ya
Old 03-18-2013, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Ronan
You love when I call you Doc Bond,
Said the beautiful breathless blonde
Your Aston is Heaven
No Porsche 911
Of which I am not very fond

Your patients will all love to see ya
In your Aston oh Dr Garcia
Instead of injection
They might press ejection
Ond out of the roof they will free ya.
Old 03-18-2013, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by PbPedis
Stupid thing to say to the press and I'm sure he is regretting it already. Doesn't sound like an enthusiast anyway as he just wants something to impress others. Clearly a "look at me" type of guy. That said, lots of Porsche owners buy for the same reason.
I didn't interpret it that way. He's not doubt worked hard and he wants something to feel good about. For him that means exclusivity.

He wasn't characterizing 911 drivers as douchebags only that he feels that's the perception of them.
Old 03-18-2013, 04:33 PM
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His studies have him trained as an orthopedic surgeon. Hopefully he is a specialist in the removal of the phalange, metatarsal, cuboid, calcaneous, cuneiform, navicular, and talus bones from the oral cavity.
Obviously a very young doctor (recenty graduated), who hasn't quite solidified "the oath" in his own mind. Unfortunately he gives the medical community a bit of a bad smear. Perhaps our next GTG should either be at 126 Wellington or 13291 Yonge Street.
Old 03-18-2013, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Ronan
In your Aston oh Dr Garcia
Instead of injection
They might press ejection
Ond out of the roof they will free ya.
Very creative but you're stuck in an airport bored out of your mind, right?
Old 03-18-2013, 05:01 PM
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This thread delivers... Ronan's poem was the cherry on top!
Old 03-18-2013, 05:41 PM
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Ronnie: yes indeed, written in the SFO airport lounge

Final stanza

I was shocked to be suddenly passed on
the right by Garcia's new Aston
"Your Porsche is too slow,
You old so-and-so
In my Aston I'm going to blast on"

The poor lad is sadly silly
a case of inadequate *****
The Star had some fun
and now everyone
thinks he'll buy a Ferrari
Well, will he?

At HQ in old Zuffenhausen
His comments are hardly arousin'
plenty of Docs
with more adequate ****s
are driving our cars by the thousan".........

Ok..plane to catch......
Old 03-18-2013, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Ronan
Ronnie: yes indeed, written in the SFO airport lounge

Final stanza

I was shocked to be suddenly passed on
the right by Garcia's new Aston
"Your Porsche is too slow,
You old so-and-so
In my Aston I'm going to blast on"

The poor lad is sadly silly
a case of inadequate *****
The Star had some fun
and now everyone
thinks he'll buy a Ferrari
Well, will he?

At HQ in old Zuffenhausen
His comments are hardly arousin'
plenty of Docs
with more adequate ****s
are driving our cars by the thousan".........

Ok..plane to catch......

Someone has too much time on his hands.. and too much talent: well played, sir
Old 03-18-2013, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Ronan
Ronnie: yes indeed, written in the SFO airport lounge

Final stanza

I was shocked to be suddenly passed on
the right by Garcia's new Aston
"Your Porsche is too slow,
You old so-and-so
In my Aston I'm going to blast on"

The poor lad is sadly silly
a case of inadequate *****
The Star had some fun
and now everyone
thinks he'll buy a Ferrari
Well, will he?

At HQ in old Zuffenhausen
His comments are hardly arousin'
plenty of Docs
with more adequate ****s
are driving our cars by the thousan".........

Ok..plane to catch......
LOL

Somebody should post this poem on the Dr's Profile page.
Old 03-18-2013, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Ronan
Ronnie: yes indeed, written in the SFO airport lounge

Final stanza

I was shocked to be suddenly passed on
the right by Garcia's new Aston
"Your Porsche is too slow,
You old so-and-so
In my Aston I'm going to blast on"

The poor lad is sadly silly
a case of inadequate *****
The Star had some fun
and now everyone
thinks he'll buy a Ferrari
Well, will he?

At HQ in old Zuffenhausen
His comments are hardly arousin'
plenty of Docs
with more adequate ****s
are driving our cars by the thousan".........

Ok..plane to catch......
This should be nominated for Rennlist post of the year.... fantastic!

Wonder if the star would publish it as an editorial....
Old 03-19-2013, 03:51 AM
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Lol. Brilliant, Ronan.
Old 03-19-2013, 09:53 AM
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Actually guys, I don't think he is an orthopedic surgeon. According to the CPSO website, he only finished two years of residency before switching to family medicine, which is what he is licensed as. I guess he couldn't cut it. Pun intended.

Would it just be karma if something like this happened to our good doctor?

http://www.wheels.ca/news/pink-beate...dabout-mishap/
Old 03-19-2013, 11:03 AM
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I think Ronan has created a whole new defentiion of " Bad Rap" for Porsche owners



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