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Old 04-04-2012, 07:54 PM
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Default Who needs a HANS or race seat anyway !

I know, the sign at the Zoo says "Please don't feed the squirrels" but I ran across this and just can't help myself after just seeing the name.

So how about this, the ultimate in safety gear, obviously named after ...... well named after someone I am sure. "TheDickStrap"

http://www.c5racer.com/catalog/corve...dickstrap.html
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Wow.
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Viking.. good find. Pretty special. I like the try it in your racecar bit
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i know who's buying one of these
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Oh.

My.

God.


Well, I guess it sure beats that 99 cent buckle clip that was proposed by the...ahem...likely buyer of this thing.
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Given the forum it was advertised on I imagine there is an attachment to hold your mullet in place available as well.
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Viking, I REALLY don't want to know what you typed into The Google to find that.
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Originally Posted by mglobe
Viking, I REALLY don't want to know what you typed into The Google to find that.
now THAT is humor.
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Originally Posted by mglobe
Viking, I REALLY don't want to know what you typed into The Google to find that.
You know me, I love Google, you can find ANYTHING there !
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Originally Posted by consolidated
now THAT is humor.
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Originally Posted by onefastviking
I know, the sign at the Zoo says "Please don't feed the squirrels" but I ran across this and just can't help myself after just seeing the name.

So how about this, the ultimate in safety gear, obviously named after ...... well named after someone I am sure. "TheDickStrap"

http://www.c5racer.com/catalog/corve...dickstrap.html
you and the "driving instructor for trucks" are getting desparate for humor now. pretty funny.

by the way, you can go ahead and use the stock old HANS as most folks have, and have your belts slip off in a bad crash, ill use the little metal wire clip, who's only job is to orient the belts over the "wingless" hans. guess what, manufacture said thats ok. hmmm, but you know YOU guys know more than they do. And that famous driving /sliding instructor should get some kind of very high seat back protection because we have ssen him pointed the wrong way more than once..
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It's all about you Mark...

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Originally Posted by mglobe
It's all about you Mark...

Always.

Anyway, I think the Texans will do better this year, but the Rangers won't make the World Series w/o CJ...
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