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Old 07-29-2010, 01:27 PM
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Man I wish YouTube wasn't blocked at the office...
Old 07-29-2010, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Stuttgart951
Man I wish YouTube wasn't blocked at the office...
You can watch it at the source here instead: Same movie.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6837633/

BTW: I didn't make that LeMons "black flag" movie, just to be clear. This is the first and only one of these things I've ever made. I only did it to learn how the software works. The chuckles are a bonus.
Old 07-29-2010, 05:13 PM
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Good stuff. Thank god that is the exception rather than the norm.
Old 07-29-2010, 06:01 PM
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I love it. I'm sure I actually had this guy as a student just a couple of weeks ago. His quotable quote was "I have only have limited time on the track but you must understand that I am a naturally talented and very fast driver". As an instructor all you can do is shudder.
Old 07-29-2010, 06:03 PM
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Well done! I thought the animation about the track junkie giving car-buying advice to the woman was even funnier. Anyone know how to find that one??
Old 07-29-2010, 07:47 PM
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anyone ever see the autoX one where the guy in the bar is picking-up chicks?? I think he had a BMW.

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Old 07-29-2010, 07:52 PM
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Here's another that is modeled on a UK track day briefing but be warned that there's a fair bit of bad language used:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANrD6XOk7YA
Old 07-29-2010, 08:51 PM
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Very funny and clever.
I agree that the 'I'll trash you on the forums part' was priceless.
Old 07-29-2010, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Coochas
Very funny and clever.
I agree that the 'I'll trash you on the forums part' was priceless.
yep. mobonic nurburgring rental story comes to mind right away.
Old 07-29-2010, 10:22 PM
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Very good - thanks for that!
Old 07-29-2010, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by utkinpol
yep. mobonic nurburgring rental story comes to mind right away.
Right on...that thread is a classic! Mobonic hide for awhile but he is slowly showing back up on the forums.
Old 07-30-2010, 12:18 PM
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Too funny... How many times have I sat behind a "faster car" lap after lap and not get the point by despite flaggers, flashing lights, black flag, etc. The Miata segment was great. Gary is right on about the racing suit - I've seen a 1st time participant show up in a pro race suit from a previous season with all the patches on it.
Old 07-30-2010, 01:52 PM
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"I did not point you bye because i thought you were going to drive in front of me and crash and burn"
LOL

Thanks!
Old 07-30-2010, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by My993C2
Someone put together a similar movie, but this time for a specialized skill in skydiving called swooping. If flying a tandem canopy is like driving a bus, and flying a student canopy is like driving a mini-van and flying the average skydiver's canopy is like driving a stock run of the mill Toyota Corolla. Flying a "swooping" canopy like the Velocity 84 (as referenced in the video) is like driving a GT3RS at it's limits. Plus it takes hundreds, if not thousands of jumps to become a good swooper, not the 25 jumps referenced in the movie.

Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGBe-Rh7o4U

LOL

thanks for posting this
i have 6000 skydives
1000 Fixed object jumps
and am too much of a ***** to swoop.

but i love my tib / fibs

Craig
Old 07-30-2010, 02:17 PM
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"I've driven 200 MPH......on the Autobahn......at night.......while it was raining.....in a Caterham....."

Sweet.

"My data logger shows that I'm capable of setting a track record and winning the DE"


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