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Old 12-19-2009, 09:10 PM
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http://www.arcaracing.com/news.php?contentid=9138

Danica I knew about, but MILKA DUNO (13th)?!?!?!?!?! WTF IS GOING ON?!?!

Is Milka keeping to ARCA, or is she planning on moving to Nationwide, or Cup along with Danica?
Old 12-19-2009, 10:34 PM
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Oh goodie...NASCAR's 1st catfight...could it be at Taladega?
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I think her target series is the Double D Cup!
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Maybe she drives so slowly because she is distracted by her own breasts....

I'm sure thats why everyone seems to wreck around her. Has nothing to do with the fact that she cannot drive in a straight line.
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Originally Posted by Wreck Me Otter
I think her target series is the Double D Cup!
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Milka's a babe?
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
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RIP to those.....
Old 12-20-2009, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
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Pass the steak. I just got two black eyes!
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Originally Posted by gums
Milka's a babe?
Butta face


IF those 2 get together, they can work this into something. "Shake and Bake" anyone?
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
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She's got a heart on and I have a hardon, LOL!
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Originally Posted by Gary R.
RIP to those.....
Yes, that was a sad day in the life of a VR avatar:
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We are supposed to be talking about her driving, not her physical appearance.
But my Mom told me that if I can't say anything nice, I shouldn't say anything at all.
So...

She has a great rack.

As the counterpoint to my positive comments about Danica's talent, I will say this about Milka's driving skills. When she was running DP a few years ago, she was routinely multiple seconds off the pace of 2 or 3 drivers who were really amateurs, like us, who bought rides. I raced against those same drivers and they were a second slower than I was and I know I cannot run with the front guys in DP, IRL, etc.

It is also clear that she does not learn quickly. Her talent does not qualify her for IRL, NASCAR or any other pro racing.
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ARCA around Daytona is flat-out. It all comes down to drafting and how good your car is, so a high practice time takes more skill from the team than the driver. Wait until the races, I bet 90% of her starts are DNF's.
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I attend some of the local nationwide races in person and I keep getting these early renewal emails. I haven't taken the race brake pads off my own car yet! Besides, its Nationwide, plenty of empty seats. Maybe they knew something we didn't . LOL.


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