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06-08-2009, 08:40 PM
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It's The Onion, as in the many layers of an Onion, as in, well, the Onion.
http://www.theonion.com/content/index
And, ironically enough, the race between you and VR seems somewhat fitting for an Onion piece.
http://www.theonion.com/content/index
And, ironically enough, the race between you and VR seems somewhat fitting for an Onion piece.
06-08-2009, 09:00 PM
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Onion, Orion, whatever. Whats a few lightyears or one letter between friends?
Anyway,
Hey, its a race!
Anyway,
Hey, its a race!
It's The Onion, as in the many layers of an Onion, as in, well, the Onion.
http://www.theonion.com/content/index
And, ironically enough, the race between you and VR seems somewhat fitting for an Onion piece.
http://www.theonion.com/content/index
And, ironically enough, the race between you and VR seems somewhat fitting for an Onion piece.
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06-08-2009, 11:57 PM
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Gee, I wish i would have know this before I ran my race last year in the rain ON SLICKS! I thought I had a great time and had fun until I read this. What was I thinking. Sliding around at the limit of adheason, being able to pass cars with double my HP and fight off cars with half of mine for an entire race. Thats right, I just had a lousy time! :roflmao
All the F1 drivers were spinning and crashing and crying like little girls. Well, all except FA who was crying like a big girl. I lapped every one of them 3 times. At the end of the race, all the F1 drivers quit their jobs because they can't match my skills. Why even Jim Clark came up after the race and told me how great I was in my 928 with old tires and 6 fans that made 24,000 HP. And my wife, Morgan Fairchild, was there to cheer me on.
I went to a big party after the race and I was the only real driver there. All the others drive their silly little F1 cars but I droved a 928 with 8 fans that made 167,000 HP on old tires in the snow with my wife, Morgan Fairchild, riding in the passenger seat, no riding in the rear, for the whole race. Us 928 drivers with supercharger fans are the ultimate.
06-09-2009, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by mark kibort
Gee, I wish i would have know this before I ran my race last year in the rain ON SLICKS! I thought I had a great time and had fun until I read this. What was I thinking. Sliding around at the limit of adheason, being able to pass cars with double my HP and fight off cars with half of mine for an entire race. Thats right, I just had a lousy time!
Gee, I wish i would have know this before I ran my race last year in the rain ON SLICKS! I thought I had a great time and had fun until I read this. What was I thinking. Sliding around at the limit of adheason, being able to pass cars with double my HP and fight off cars with half of mine for an entire race. Thats right, I just had a lousy time!
Why, that's nothing. Just a few months ago I raced my 928 on old tires in the snow. And it had 2 inline fans that supercharged it to 4,000 HP. It was so fast that I entered it in the F1 race they held over the winter. It had 4 inline fans that supercharged it to 7,000 HP.
All the F1 drivers were spinning and crashing and crying like little girls. Well, all except FA who was crying like a big girl. I lapped every one of them 3 times. At the end of the race, all the F1 drivers quit their jobs because they can't match my skills. Why even Jim Clark came up after the race and told me how great I was in my 928 with old tires and 6 fans that made 24,000 HP. And my wife, Morgan Fairchild, was there to cheer me on.
I went to a big party after the race and I was the only real driver there. All the others drive their silly little F1 cars but I droved a 928 with 8 fans that made 167,000 HP on old tires in the snow with my wife, Morgan Fairchild, riding in the passenger seat, no riding in the rear, for the whole race. Us 928 drivers with supercharger fans are the ultimate.
All the F1 drivers were spinning and crashing and crying like little girls. Well, all except FA who was crying like a big girl. I lapped every one of them 3 times. At the end of the race, all the F1 drivers quit their jobs because they can't match my skills. Why even Jim Clark came up after the race and told me how great I was in my 928 with old tires and 6 fans that made 24,000 HP. And my wife, Morgan Fairchild, was there to cheer me on.
I went to a big party after the race and I was the only real driver there. All the others drive their silly little F1 cars but I droved a 928 with 8 fans that made 167,000 HP on old tires in the snow with my wife, Morgan Fairchild, riding in the passenger seat, no riding in the rear, for the whole race. Us 928 drivers with supercharger fans are the ultimate.
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06-09-2009, 01:34 AM
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Gee, I wish i would have know this before I ran my race last year in the rain ON SLICKS! I thought I had a great time and had fun until I read this. What was I thinking. Sliding around at the limit of adheason, being able to pass cars with double my HP and fight off cars with half of mine for an entire race. Thats right, I just had a lousy time!
06-09-2009, 02:32 AM
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Hey, CHAAAD,
I think we are all a little more worried about you and your arsenal of
man-crush paraphernalia.
Hey, I'll admit, i thougth the article was real. wasnt too much of a stretch with all we have seen out of nascar. If it was real, I was only voicing the fun it is to drive in the rain.
You guys (I'll use that term loosely) are amusing.
mk
I think we are all a little more worried about you and your arsenal of
man-crush paraphernalia.
Hey, I'll admit, i thougth the article was real. wasnt too much of a stretch with all we have seen out of nascar. If it was real, I was only voicing the fun it is to drive in the rain.
You guys (I'll use that term loosely) are amusing.
mk
06-09-2009, 08:18 AM
#27
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No, you not understanding that the Onion is not real is the amusing part.
06-09-2009, 08:50 AM
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Why, that's nothing. Just a few months ago I raced my 928 on old tires in the snow. And it had 2 inline fans that supercharged it to 4,000 HP. It was so fast that I entered it in the F1 race they held over the winter. It had 4 inline fans that supercharged it to 7,000 HP.
All the F1 drivers were spinning and crashing and crying like little girls. Well, all except FA who was crying like a big girl. I lapped every one of them 3 times. At the end of the race, all the F1 drivers quit their jobs because they can't match my skills. Why even Jim Clark came up after the race and told me how great I was in my 928 with old tires and 6 fans that made 24,000 HP. And my wife, Morgan Fairchild, was there to cheer me on.
I went to a big party after the race and I was the only real driver there. All the others drive their silly little F1 cars but I droved a 928 with 8 fans that made 167,000 HP on old tires in the snow with my wife, Morgan Fairchild, riding in the passenger seat, no riding in the rear, for the whole race. Us 928 drivers with supercharger fans are the ultimate.
All the F1 drivers were spinning and crashing and crying like little girls. Well, all except FA who was crying like a big girl. I lapped every one of them 3 times. At the end of the race, all the F1 drivers quit their jobs because they can't match my skills. Why even Jim Clark came up after the race and told me how great I was in my 928 with old tires and 6 fans that made 24,000 HP. And my wife, Morgan Fairchild, was there to cheer me on.
I went to a big party after the race and I was the only real driver there. All the others drive their silly little F1 cars but I droved a 928 with 8 fans that made 167,000 HP on old tires in the snow with my wife, Morgan Fairchild, riding in the passenger seat, no riding in the rear, for the whole race. Us 928 drivers with supercharger fans are the ultimate.
06-09-2009, 09:04 AM
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