ltc

It is with deepest sympathy that I report that our very own Sir A. Wayne has been dealt a CRUSHING blow to his life, his love, his very reason for being.

http://www.pitpass.com/fes_php/pitpa...s_art_id=35093

What to say in a situation like this escapes me.....but that has never stopped me before:

Dear friend, I am so sorry, I can't begin to imagine what you must be going thru right now.....after all those post cards, emails, love letters, an entire wing of your mansion turned into a "Fernando Alonso Man Cave", I can't believe that Fernando could possibly do something like this.
(on a personal note, I would consider NOT going ahead with the plastic surgery to make yourself even look like Fernando Alonso....well, maybe go ahead with the bushy eyebrows for now)

On behalf of the (fill in the exact number) Amigos, if a group hug would help, we're here for you.....always.

ltc

In a related story, Interpol and Spanish authorities have put Avaro Adema under 24 hour protection (rivaling that supplied by the US Secret Service) out of fear for his life based on 'anonymous sources' in the US.

In an incredibly selfless gesture, Fernando Alonso has offered to allow the young Avaro Adema to live, eat and sleep with him 24/7, until the threat has passed.

LouZ

So, THAT'S the real reason Michael Jackson had the boys in his bed.....only to protect them "until the threat has passed".

jester911

'Official supporter' As in athletic supporter?

multi21

ltc,

Where do you find this stuff? I can only image that A. Wayne was not picked because he has waivered in the 2008 campaign between FA and Hamilton. That was his downfall.

Veloce Raptor

Yup. Nut holder.

A.Wayne

Calm down , Calm down , who do you think runs the program, dat's right ........Mi !
Congrats to Alvaro , it was a tough task over 30000 entries , when we did the same for kimi a couple years ago we where overwhelmed by the 150 entires , now this , I'm happy ...

jester911

A. Wayne I am sure he was "hand picked" by you.

APKhaos

Ripping off the words of the immortal Lewis Black, "He will be my personal ball washer. He will go before me, scrubscrubscrub, rinserinserinse, patpatpat."

ltc

Stage 1: Denial
Stage 2: Shock
Stage 3: Remose and Anger

It's OK to cry, we understand.

mdrums

I had a rough day on the road with work today. I get home check this post and remember that laughing is the best medicine! Thanks Itc and Wayne, sorry!

ltc

Just doing my small part to lighten things up a bit.

Bull

Yes, but 29,896 of them were from you and your various aliases! You can't find 30k people to say his name without laughing hysterically.....

A.Wayne

ITC , I'm sorry we rejected your application and yes i would like to return the Amigo pic of you and VR , FA was a bit fearful after viewing ......

fuenfer

I will say this about Alonso - when he crashed out of the Canadian GP, the people sitting around me applauded (Grandstand 1, Section 3). Interpret that as you will ...