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I thought we already established that burnouts are lame... (Heidfeld crashes his BMW)

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Old 04-24-2008, 10:10 PM
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Couple of thoughts... (Ala Letterman's top 10 list, but I only have 7)

7. That will buff right out...

6. My tires were cold...

5. My new helmet costs $80,000, that nose piece is only about....$100,000

4. I was only imitating Lewis Hamilton running up on Fernando Alonso....

3. I was practicing donuts for when I win a race....

2. Forget about the wing, how about the sound of that engine!!!

1. Why don't they just let me do this demonstration in a shopping mall, I'd have more room to work with...
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DING... gotta get away?...
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Ja, vell, she vass oonderschteering a bit vann I schtepped on der schnitzengruben pedal.....
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That was beyond awful for a professional driver. He probably wants to shoot himself in the head. Well, he sort of just did. Really terrible driving, and not possible to explain. AS
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
Ja, vell, she vass oonderschteering a bit vann I schtepped on der schnitzengruben pedal.....
LOL, I didn't know Heidfeld sounded like Lili von Shtupp.
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Originally Posted by Alexander Stemer
That was beyond awful for a professional driver. He probably wants to shoot himself in the head. Well, he sort of just did. Really terrible driving, and not possible to explain. AS
And of course in front of the BMW factory with all the employees...
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Originally Posted by flight747
Couple of thoughts... (Ala Letterman's top 10 list, but I only have 7)

7. That will buff right out...

6. My tires were cold...

5. My new helmet costs $80,000, that nose piece is only about....$100,000

4. I was only imitating Lewis Hamilton running up on Fernando Alonso....

3. I was practicing donuts for when I win a race....

2. Forget about the wing, how about the sound of that engine!!!

1. Why don't they just let me do this demonstration in a shopping mall, I'd have more room to work with...
8. I meant to do that.
Old 04-25-2008, 07:40 AM
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He was at the factory so at least they could fix it and not his pit crew.
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The sound of that engine is intoxicating.

Big risk by the factory running that car down an aisle of people close enough to high five. Exciting moment for the workers though.
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Somebody dub in a gun shot towards the end after he disappears under the building....
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he had smoke in his eyes...?


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