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09-27-2008, 08:39 AM
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A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a convertible car for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blond for driver's license. The blonde convertible driver searches through her in vain.
Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."
Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."
09-30-2008, 12:34 PM
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09-30-2008, 12:44 PM
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My favorite part was where Clinton was in his office and Hillary hit him over the head with a frying pan. That video still cracks me up after months of watching it. 
09-30-2008, 01:04 PM
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I think that makes fun of the American political process. Shame on you, Bull.
Our representatives, Democrats and Republicans, are in Washington at this very moment doing vitally important work -- covering their political asses prior to election instead of solving a financial crisis.
Our representatives, Democrats and Republicans, are in Washington at this very moment doing vitally important work -- covering their political asses prior to election instead of solving a financial crisis.
09-30-2008, 01:23 PM
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The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of
two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next
morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this
before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like ****.'
two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next
morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this
before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like ****.'
09-30-2008, 02:52 PM
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The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of
two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next
morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this
before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like ****.'
two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next
morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this
before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like ****.'
09-30-2008, 06:43 PM
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The only job I would accept and perform in Congress would require me to outfitted with some new "equipment" that would be able to get past the metal detectors (VR?).
