Bonster

You guys will hate this so much you'll love it. John just told me a joke that would have fit PERFECTLY with the "Let's start the year off with a really bad joke" thread, but alas, I could not find it. No matter . . . here's the joke he just told me that nearly made me cry in my drink . . .

Back when I was in Junior High we had a school dance. There was one girl in the class who had a speech impediment, which, in true immature fashion, made it such that nobody wanted to dance with her. There was another guy at the dance who had a wooden eye. The guy, feeling a bit bad for the gal figured, "Well, I'm not the greatest guy or anything, but I bet she'd like someone to dance with her."

So across the dance floor he went to approach her, when he asked her, "Would you like to dance?"

The gal cheerfully replied, "Would I !!!"

The young man responded, "Hare lip!"

Isn't it great how speech can ruin an evening?

Veloce Raptor

groan x 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999

Bonster

So, in your own words, Dave, my work here is done. Bwahahahahaha. "Love ya!"

Bull

Oh My God, not the old "would I, Would I...Hare Lip, Hare Lip" joke again! I thought everyone who would likely tell that joke had died off by now!

jester911

That one was first told when Bull was in junior high. It was bad even then.

Rick

No...my father in law is alive and well. I hold him partially responsible for keeping this joke alive because he feels the need to tell it ever few months.

Bull

It was a one room school house, so all grades heard it at the same time.

jester911

Your saying you remember that far back Bull? Impressive.

Bull

No, I was just reviewing the notes. I kept everything from my last year of school.

paradisenb

Are you guys being sexist? Picking on Bonnie becasue she is a girl? Fear not, Bonnie. I did that sort of thing in grade school when I liked a girl. I suspect they are hitting on ya. Means they have good taste! Enjoy.

What a great joke. Yawn - Wink - Yawn.

Two sisters: One was long, lean and beatiful. The other had one legs shorter than the other.

Their names: Irene and I-lean.

Bull

Actually, we were picking on a bad joke. You aren't suggesting that we treat those who post bad jokes differently if they are females, are you...you Sexist Pig?

jester911

Actually it looks like a case of brown nosing to me.

TR6

That was, what, the 6th grade?

Bull

Exactly! Watch out Bonni!

Bull

Now we seem to have confused someone by saying JUNIOR HIGH!!!!!