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01-10-2008, 06:37 PM

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Like wearing seat belts. Why require it by law?

Too much EMS time wasted at accident scenes looking for the bodies.

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01-10-2008, 07:44 PM

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Since the topic of aggies has come up, an oldie but goodie. Aggie hurricane preparedness:

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01-10-2008, 07:45 PM

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BTW, do you know how many aggie jokes there are?

Three. The rest are all true stories.

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01-10-2008, 08:26 PM

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Mike . . . that pic of someone boarding up from the inside is just priceless! I've gotta copy that one and send it to some friends.

Wait . . . do I have any friends? Let me check . . .

Lol. But serious, that's hillarious.

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01-10-2008, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor

Loosk like an Aggie electrical engineering department field trip.

How do you get an Aggie off your front porch????

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Pay him for the pizza!

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01-10-2008, 09:46 PM

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Wait . . . do I have any friends? Let me check . . .

Lol.

Yes you do girl.

Here one to you my friend.

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01-10-2008, 10:23 PM

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As the OP, I'd like to remind everyone that this is the "Darwin Awards" thread,

but then again that would be a waste of effort.

So another aggie joke:

Why did the aggie cross the road?
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Because, his dick was stuck in the chicken!! LOL!

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01-10-2008, 10:37 PM

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lmao!!!! ^

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01-10-2008, 11:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by deep_uv

As the OP, I'd like to remind everyone that this is the "Darwin Awards" thread,

but then again that would be a waste of effort.

So another aggie joke:

Why did the aggie cross the road?
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Because, his dick was stuck in the chicken!! LOL!

meh, Darwin Award winner, aggies.... not much of a difference really.

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01-11-2008, 01:09 AM

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My wife's an Aggie.

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(thanks for the material!!!)

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01-11-2008, 01:11 AM

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I am reluctant to admit this but I had to look a the hurricane picture for 10 seconds or so to "get it". it is late and i R stupid.

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01-11-2008, 10:55 AM

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I am reluctant to admit this but I had to look a the hurricane picture for 10 seconds or so to "get it". it is late and i R stupid.

4-5 seconds here.

First I was wondering why the upstairs windows weren't boarded at all and thought that was the joke. I actually lived in Florida and I'm pretty sure home centers are there for the sole purpose of selling emergency supplies before approaching hurricanes.