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Old 01-04-2008, 08:56 PM
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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment,..... I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and
solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the
best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.... that was me."
Old 01-04-2008, 11:29 PM
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:40 PM
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Haha!

If only it was really that easy....
Old 01-05-2008, 11:05 AM
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Oh, no worries, Steve, there are most likely women out there that are just that easy. Unfortunately, hundreds of other guys can say the same thing.
Old 01-05-2008, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
Oh, no worries, Steve, there are most likely women out there that are just that easy. Unfortunately, hundreds of other guys can say the same thing.
Actually, I was talking about the.....nevermind.
Old 01-05-2008, 11:02 PM
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Steve,

Bon is a little slow on the uptake today...

I think she is re-establishing her HWFMR creds...
Old 01-06-2008, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveM993
Steve,

Bon is a little slow on the uptake today...

I think she is re-establishing her HWFMR creds...
Yup. But in this case, she's at a distinct disadvantage as we're filthy pigs and she's a girl.
Old 01-06-2008, 11:53 AM
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ROFL. Yeah, I didn't get where you were coming (lol) from at first there, Steve, but after reading through this again, I realize that you were talking about something completely different. Usually I'm among the first to catch a dirty joke . . . you were just too clever for me. Maybe it was that martini I drank.
Old 01-07-2008, 12:00 AM
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Ah well, easy come, easy go....
Old 01-07-2008, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by TR6
Ah well, easy come, easy go....
That's the name of Pfizer's new aphrodesiac laxative.
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
That's the name of Pfizer's new aphrodesiac laxative.
Boy that would sure make for a bad 3rd date....
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Originally Posted by kurt M
Boy that would sure make for a bad 3rd date....
you are slow...
Old 01-07-2008, 11:24 AM
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In reference to the last two posts . . . you guys are SO full of it! That or you're just easy. Lol.
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Oh, I am most definitely easy.

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Old 01-07-2008, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
Oh, I am most definitely easy.
***Oh please . . . tell us something we didn't already know.


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