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02-14-2008, 04:46 PM
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This guy owns a horse stud farm and gets a call from a friend. "I know
this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm
sending him over."
The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female
horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.
"Nithe looking horth, can I thee her mouth?" So the owner picks up the
midget and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nithe mouth. Can I thee her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget
and shows the eyes.
"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he
picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.
"OK, finally, I'd like to thee her ****." With that, the owner picks up
the midget and shoves his head up the horse's ****, then pulls him out.
Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrathe. I'd like
to thee her gallop!"
this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm
sending him over."
The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female
horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.
"Nithe looking horth, can I thee her mouth?" So the owner picks up the
midget and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nithe mouth. Can I thee her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget
and shows the eyes.
"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he
picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.
"OK, finally, I'd like to thee her ****." With that, the owner picks up
the midget and shoves his head up the horse's ****, then pulls him out.
Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrathe. I'd like
to thee her gallop!"
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Larry Herman
2016 Ford Transit Connect Titanium LWB
2018 Tesla Model 3 - Electricity can be fun!
Retired Club Racer & National PCA Instructor
Past Flames:
1994 RS America Club Racer
2004 GT3 Track Car
1984 911 Carrera Club Racer
1974 914/4 2.0 Track Car
CLICK HERE to see some of my ancient racing videos.
02-15-2008, 10:34 PM
#78
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This guy owns a horse stud farm and gets a call from a friend. "I know
this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm
sending him over."
The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female
horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.
"Nithe looking horth, can I thee her mouth?" So the owner picks up the
midget and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nithe mouth. Can I thee her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget
and shows the eyes.
"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he
picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.
"OK, finally, I'd like to thee her ****." With that, the owner picks up
the midget and shoves his head up the horse's ****, then pulls him out.
Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrathe. I'd like
to thee her gallop!"
this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm
sending him over."
The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female
horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.
"Nithe looking horth, can I thee her mouth?" So the owner picks up the
midget and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nithe mouth. Can I thee her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget
and shows the eyes.
"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he
picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.
"OK, finally, I'd like to thee her ****." With that, the owner picks up
the midget and shoves his head up the horse's ****, then pulls him out.
Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrathe. I'd like
to thee her gallop!"
02-23-2008, 10:44 AM
#79
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THE SENSITIVE GUY
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up
leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment
she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with
soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire
wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a
large collection of Teddy Bears . She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile,
she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the
one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts
her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off
each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into
her eyes, and says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up
leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment
she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with
soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire
wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a
large collection of Teddy Bears . She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile,
she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the
one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts
her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off
each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into
her eyes, and says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
02-25-2008, 11:00 AM
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