HWFMR Thought For The Day
12-04-2007, 07:00 PM
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HWFMR Thought For The Day
Happiness is
A good wine,
A good meal,
And a good woman.
Or a bad woman.
It all depends on how much happiness you can handle.
------------------------------------------ George Burns
A good wine,
A good meal,
And a good woman.
Or a bad woman.
It all depends on how much happiness you can handle.
------------------------------------------ George Burns
12-05-2007, 10:04 AM
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I have one . . . if a man farts in a forest, but there is no one else there to smell it, does it still stink? ROFL.
12-20-2007, 02:52 AM
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I remember a one-liner from Groucho Marx after he found out a contestant had 10 kids because she loved her husband.
"I love my Cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."
"I love my Cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."
12-20-2007, 12:17 PM
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Larry Herman
2016 Ford Transit Connect Titanium LWB
2018 Tesla Model 3 - Electricity can be fun!
Retired Club Racer & National PCA Instructor
Past Flames:
1994 RS America Club Racer
2004 GT3 Track Car
1984 911 Carrera Club Racer
1974 914/4 2.0 Track Car
CLICK HERE to see some of my ancient racing videos.
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12-20-2007, 12:44 PM
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Quote of the day:
"Sir, you're drunk!"
"Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
- reported exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
"Sir, you're drunk!"
"Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
- reported exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
12-20-2007, 12:48 PM
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Heard that one this way. It flows a little better.
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "Sir, you are drunk!"
Churchill back to Lady Astor "Madam, you are ugly....and in the morning I shall be sober!."
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "Sir, you are drunk!"
Churchill back to Lady Astor "Madam, you are ugly....and in the morning I shall be sober!."
12-20-2007, 01:57 PM
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OMG Doug, that's great! I knew there was something left on my Christmas list of stuff to get John! Bwahahaha. Do they sell those at Best Buy? Lol.
And hey, Larry, don't think your post went unnoticed. It looks an awful lot like something Nancy Pelosi on PMS might write, though. Until it got to the part about building up pressure. That sounded more like Bob.
And hey, Larry, don't think your post went unnoticed. It looks an awful lot like something Nancy Pelosi on PMS might write, though. Until it got to the part about building up pressure. That sounded more like Bob.
12-20-2007, 11:59 PM
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Females(at least the hot ones)don't fart or poop. Ever.
To refernce a earlier post why would any one do a search on this forum?
PS did I ever get in ?
To refernce a earlier post why would any one do a search on this forum?
PS did I ever get in ?