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08-23-2007, 01:29 PM
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For those that want to "emit" the "flame" from their "exhaust".
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...47980554417691
Could this be our Director of Emissions?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...47980554417691
Could this be our Director of Emissions?
08-23-2007, 01:54 PM
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A trailer with even less HP than before.
A slow trailer.
A trailer that can't even keep up with the truck it is hitched to.
QUOTE=DaveM993;4483818]Director of Emissions
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Perfect![/QUOTE]
One thing I have learned is you never ever get to pick a true nickname or call sign...I guess its too late to edit out 1977....Never did get anywhere with that girl ether, go figure.
It is said that it is best to keep your mouth shut and have people wonder if you are a fool than open it and remove all doubt. With that said...
Drive car on, set in gear, fold ramps out of the way in order to set straps. Note arrival of cloud burst and retreat into the house. Come out 15 min later and find that compression on tired motor is so low that the car has rolled back on even a slight decline while in gear...
As to a 360 spin. I don't know yet I have run out of talent at 270 deg but I have not given up just yet. There are plenty of early turn ins and missed apexes out there.
A slow trailer.
A trailer that can't even keep up with the truck it is hitched to.
QUOTE=DaveM993;4483818]Director of Emissions
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Perfect![/QUOTE]
One thing I have learned is you never ever get to pick a true nickname or call sign...I guess its too late to edit out 1977....Never did get anywhere with that girl ether, go figure.
This is a very complex picture, leaving one wondering where to look next, as it is just full of WTF is THAT items. Once you get past the obvious "should have bought the ramps too" thought, you move on to the "nice wheels", and "good, you got the optional whitewall tires on the trailer.....instead of the ramps", then "what did you have in mind with that spoiler", to "does anybody really put a Moroso Park sticker on their trailer", etc.
This is clearly a man who is obviously slow (covering several meanings of that word), trying to make certain he stays that way. I vote YES!
One last question from this previous 912 owner; is it possible to execute a complete 360 degree spin at the speeds one can attain with one of those things?
This is clearly a man who is obviously slow (covering several meanings of that word), trying to make certain he stays that way. I vote YES!
One last question from this previous 912 owner; is it possible to execute a complete 360 degree spin at the speeds one can attain with one of those things?
Drive car on, set in gear, fold ramps out of the way in order to set straps. Note arrival of cloud burst and retreat into the house. Come out 15 min later and find that compression on tired motor is so low that the car has rolled back on even a slight decline while in gear...
As to a 360 spin. I don't know yet I have run out of talent at 270 deg but I have not given up just yet. There are plenty of early turn ins and missed apexes out there.
08-23-2007, 02:05 PM
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I vote YES to Kurt. He cracks me up! Maybe we should assign him a dual role, kinda like I was -- we can call him the Team Comedian. 
08-23-2007, 07:24 PM
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Except for Eric in chicago. He's the only one who is not the least bit funny.
Great job Kurt.
You show terrific potential to uphold the team traditions.
Welcome to our new Driver and Director of Emmissions
(BTW, when you meet each of us, you have to buy us a drink -- forgot to mention that earlier)
08-23-2007, 07:56 PM
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Hey Mike, you need to update your roster on the HWFMR website. Last I checked, even Macho Mike the Martini Meister wasn't on it yet.
08-23-2007, 08:00 PM
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08-23-2007, 08:30 PM
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I'm working towards making the team roster, but don't have the energy to go to the site to see if I'm there. I'm sure my fans would have told me.
08-23-2007, 08:36 PM
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I once went to the whiskey bar in Manhattan to drink Martinis while lying in bed in the middle of the bar. It was awesome. One martini hotties all around. Two martinis, hotties all around. Three martinis, hotties all around, and the waitress is looking better all the time and continues to bring me martinis. Four martinies, every woman is a hottie, and I have to be en guard not to look at any metrosexuals too long trying to discern gender. After the fifth martini, I thought I would get up (for the first time all evening I might add), at which point I promptly spilled four fifths of my fifth martini down the front of my shirt and my crotch. Despite the fact that I had dark pants on at the time, it was still noticeable and a wake-up call as to just how drunk you can get without realizing it when drinking martinis in bed. However, after five martinis, it just doesn't seem to matter any more. Moral of the story? A nap would be quite fine thank you very much. 
08-23-2007, 08:42 PM
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For some reason, the spilling of the drink onto your crotch area reminds me of a great joke. Hopefully you all haven't heard this one yet . . .
Guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender to give him two shots of his best whiskey. The patron put one shot down the hatch, one shot down his closed hand (this is hard to do on the Net -- imagine your hand as though it was on a gear shifter). The bartender shakes his head, as he's seen just about everything, and dismisses the odd behavior.
So the guy orders up two more shots, and proceeds to do the same thing -- one down the hatch, one down his hand. After he does this to yet two more shots, the bartender finally can't stand the suspense.
"Why are you wasting my best whiskey by pouring it down your hand onto the floor???"
The patron replies, "Well, bartender, I gotta get my date drunk too."
Guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender to give him two shots of his best whiskey. The patron put one shot down the hatch, one shot down his closed hand (this is hard to do on the Net -- imagine your hand as though it was on a gear shifter). The bartender shakes his head, as he's seen just about everything, and dismisses the odd behavior.
So the guy orders up two more shots, and proceeds to do the same thing -- one down the hatch, one down his hand. After he does this to yet two more shots, the bartender finally can't stand the suspense.
"Why are you wasting my best whiskey by pouring it down your hand onto the floor???"
The patron replies, "Well, bartender, I gotta get my date drunk too."
08-23-2007, 08:48 PM
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08-23-2007, 08:50 PM
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