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Old 08-08-2007, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
Wow, in 5 easy minutes, I already have El Guano dancing almost as energetically as GerbilRaper the Bad Paper Boy does when I pull his strings.

VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






please, continue for my entertainment.
Old 08-08-2007, 04:34 PM
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Keep asking "how high" every time we say jump, cupcake.
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Juan . . . we might forgive you if you can make some mean Mexican cuisine. Well, I will, anyway.
Old 08-08-2007, 04:38 PM
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what can i say? OT got boring.

the ease at which you guys get your panties in a bunch is fascinating, so i think i'll stay.


Originally Posted by VeloceRaptor
Keep asking "how high" every time we say jump, cupcake.

there's a word i'm looking for. it escapes me due to the fact that english is my second language.

oh right- Ditto.

dance, monkey, dance.
Old 08-08-2007, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
Juan . . . we might forgive you if you can make some mean Mexican cuisine. Well, I will, anyway.

hey! it's not my fault you keep missing taco tuedays.

granted, i missed this last one, but nevertheless, you've had the invite for months now.
Old 08-08-2007, 04:44 PM
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Oh crap, you're THAT Juan? Shoot! You have a new avatar or something. Cut him a break, VR, just for a few minutes. He's actually a funny guy. Don't buy him a drink though, his girlfriend is touted to be rather . . . TALL. This juera won't be buying young Juan any drinks ever! Lol. But Juan . . . I can still run fast. Hehehe.
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Originally Posted by Bonster
Oh crap, you're THAT Juan? Shoot! You have a new avatar or something. Cut him a break, VR, just for a few minutes. He's actually a funny guy. Don't buy him a drink though, his girlfriend is touted to be rather . . . TALL. This juera won't be buying young Juan any drinks ever! Lol. But Juan . . . I can still run fast. Hehehe.





"CEASE FIRE, FRIENDLIES!"





i can just imagine you on the other side of the computer once the realization set in that i am Juan Fantastico and the prospect of ever meeting me and having to answer to a 6' tall german girl.




there's some mountain runs coming up in our area soon, check the 944 forum for more on those.

skaggs is not to be missed for any reason whatsoever.
Old 08-08-2007, 05:07 PM
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I'm not worried about you Juan, I'm worried about that girl of yours. Not only are you guys way younger than I am, but six feet isn't something I measure up to. Hell, she's almost as tall as my boyfriend! And I bet he'd be afraid of her too, lol. Juan Fantastico? Why? Because you can eat more tacos than the rest of us? ROFL.
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Old 08-08-2007, 05:09 PM
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Bonni, if you say so. But maybe he should spend more time with said Amazon and less time trying to reach 17,000 posts here.
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Katie, one of your charges is loose.
Old 08-08-2007, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
Bonni, if you say so. But maybe he should spend more time with said Amazon and less time trying to reach 17,000 posts here.

funny you should say that, they actually thought she had some kind of disease (it's like amazonia-something) where girls grow to be enormously tall when she was an infant.

that evened out (i guess) so she's only ~6' now.

good for me, i'm 6'7"


anywho- where's ghettoracer? isnt this supposed to be his playpen or something?
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It is his cage in the Rennlist Zoo, and even we grew tired of his canned, pathetic responses and posts, so we gave him the gas and put him under for a while. He will be back....he can't stay away.
Old 08-08-2007, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by 95Juan
anywho- where's ghettoracer? isnt this supposed to be his playpen or something?
Who gives a flip? The less 7th grade profanity and fewer latent homoerotic references he posts here, the better.
Old 08-08-2007, 06:22 PM
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OoooKaaay, that went well.
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an undereducated mexican?
redundant too?


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