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08-08-2007, 06:57 PM
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You're 6-7 Juan? So THAT'S where you're puttin' all those tacos at the Elk Grove meets. Now I'm afraid of BOTH of you. You are why I'm short -- you stole all the tall genes! I didn't know Mexicans grew that tall, actually. Around here they're all shorter than me -- and I'm not very tall at all. I'm only like 5-6 give or take. Are you sure your madre didn't have a special friendship with the mailman? Oooo . . . I'm gonna get it for this. I've got my flame suit on! 
To give you a fair chance, Juan, I'm Irish-German with a little Cherokee Nation. Fire away. 
To give you a fair chance, Juan, I'm Irish-German with a little Cherokee Nation. Fire away.
08-08-2007, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
To give you a fair chance, Juan, I'm Irish-German with a little Cherokee Nation. Fire away.
08-08-2007, 08:18 PM
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So what is the big deal with a 6' tall woman, particularly German? I grew up with a 6'7" brother and four sisters, three of which are over 6'. Sounds like we have a herd of midgets running around here!
(Gosh, I hope I didn't start a dwarf tossing thread....)
(Gosh, I hope I didn't start a dwarf tossing thread....)
08-08-2007, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Bull
So what is the big deal with a 6' tall woman, particularly German? I grew up with a 6'7" brother and four sisters, three of which are over 6'. Sounds like we have a herd of midgets running around here!
(Gosh, I hope I didn't start a dwarf tossing thread....)
(Gosh, I hope I didn't start a dwarf tossing thread....)
quick! someone call riad!
08-08-2007, 09:14 PM
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Screw you Bob -- the taller they are, the harder they fall. Love ya. 
PS -- Bob knows I'm joking. But it's fun to tease those that can't fit through the front door.
PS -- Bob knows I'm joking. But it's fun to tease those that can't fit through the front door.
08-08-2007, 09:31 PM
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You know what they say about tall women, don't you?
The bigger they come...................the bigger they come.
The bigger they come...................the bigger they come.
08-09-2007, 02:02 AM
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I dont live in Elk Grove!
Elk Grove is new money (or people that lived out there when it used to be "the sticks").
ELMHURST, BLOOD!!!
i'm rollin in the fab forties.
RUBBIN ELBOWS WITH BLUE BLOODS AND SCARIN THE **** OUT OF 'EM!
Elk Grove is new money (or people that lived out there when it used to be "the sticks").
ELMHURST, BLOOD!!!
i'm rollin in the fab forties.
RUBBIN ELBOWS WITH BLUE BLOODS AND SCARIN THE **** OUT OF 'EM!