This is nothing...you should have been around "back in the day" ... Cowboy Belt Buckles, High Diving Cliff Lemmings, newbies being marinated and basted in coolant, then cooled by rear window washer fluid, being water boarded by the water filling up the rear spoiler, horns and headlights....

Fast forward to today...."I need to trade my car because buying a razor is too expensive".

 

Its ironic to me because when i came on board i never got any crap. I find troves of useful information all the time. I have always had my posts answered with useful information from a variety of members veteran and new alike. Having been on tdiclub, bimmerfest, various dodge forums, benz world, mbworld, 6speed, this group is one of my favorite. I guess i just dont have a humungous chip on my shoulder.

 

Yeah, it's a good forum. Good thread, too. I read it all. I don't even own a Porsche yet, either. Still a long-time V-dubber. Don't mind the good-natured banter. I get jabbed... and I return the favor as needed.

 

Us, too. We all own P!gs!

Well, not ltc. We pay him million$ just to get kicked where it hurts.

 

Once again, I would like to state for the record that I never owned a 2004 Cayenne S.
That was Larry. It apparently "went home" .... one day it was here, and the next day it was gone.

"!" Beep "Check Trailer Lights"

 

Hey less_corn,
Remove nose from ltc's a$$.


Should be picking up the GTS tomorrow FWIW. I hope the Carmine Red doesn't clash too much with the Guards 997 in my garage. They both have dry sumps, so they should get along.

Here's hoping I don't end up bitter.


EDIT: Just confirmed pickup at 10:30am tomorrow.

 

Dear Abby,

Should I polish the turd before I drop it in the punchbowl?

Sincerely,
I Will Own Two Porsches



Dear Two,

Hell no, you will own two Porsches! You'd have to go to a dedicated Porsche enthusiast website to find someone else that owns two Porsches.

 

,,,,,,,,,

 

Nice one dude.. such a tender image. I meant everything that I said. You got way more crap than anyone else I have ever seen because you acted like an ***. Thats just a fact.

 

LOL. Wasn't meaning to rub it in, but if you took it that way, then at least you're consistent. Leave it to one of you guys to take an announcement of Porsche ownership on a Porsche board as a boast.



I'm honored. I don't care for the T-shirt, so just send your gifts to my favorite charity, The Let's Clean Our Noses Support Group.

 

Some people just don't get it.

 

I've been trying to put this whole thread into some sort of perspective, searching for just the right term...eloquent, concise....

Is DoucheNozzle a word?

 

I didn't take it anyway, at all, from you.

I own 2 Porsches. Well, a VW half-breed and a kinda Porsche water-cooled. If I crash one into the other I'll have a true Deutsche wunderkind.

 

Did you just called this front-mounted, four overhead camshafts, 4 valves per cylinder, VarioCam Plus valve timing, direct fuel injection, POS V8 a dry sump in the same sentence with a Mezger engine?


That's an integrated blasphemy !

 

Yes, he did. Don't try and correct him...he will either buy a 3rd Porsche ...or a Braun electric dry sump razor....not sure which.

He's made quite an impression and introduction into the P!g Pen.