I hope the update is a new driver.

 

1. A free lifetime supply of Mobil 1 0W-40?
2. A free lifetime, 100% coverage, no deductible warranty?
3. An official letter admitting that the rear end was copied from a Hyundai Santa Fe and/or Lexus?
4. A Porsche Design iPhone5 case?
http://www.porsche-design.com/en/Men...-IPhone-5.html

 

5. A guaranteed PTS of vomit-green

 

PS. Ит щит, Divot.

 

kak vcegda!

 

Базару ноль!

 

Drop your borscht spoon and Google translate the Latin phrase 'Semper ubi sub ubi', you club-hopping floozy.

 

Dear Pops,

Please forgive me. It is too late to edit, and I used the word 'Latin' in a brief moment of rashness.

 

Situations like this call for Yiddish, THE official language of humor...

gay kaken afen yam

 

ahh divin nah wat ya takin aboot

 

Thanks, Lewis (aka MOT ) for the reminder and let me change post #79 accordingly:

Ess drek und shtarbn, kafin kup-Divot.

 

... and you won't find it in Roger's Profinisaurus bonnie lad!

 

BTW, you know that is redundant ..

Yes, card carrying MOT

 

You & I do, but that alte kaker doesn't

 

At least the meeskite isn't wasting any time with spell check.