I would like to enter into evidence prosecution exhibit A:

Photograph of Cayenne owner kicking the P!g in the *** in order to get it to the dealer service department.
Or
Photograph of alleged Cayenne owner pushing a P!g into the Hudson River.

 

Pops, we really like you too!

Please, accept from us our beautiful bouquet of shafts.

I handpicked them from the garden of my friend's p!g workshop.

 

Where they'll diagnose it as "just an old tranny", if I had to guess

 

And here is Exhibit B.

A cardan shaft, allegedly used to knock the service advisor unconscious before he was strapped into the Cayenne, which then lost all power and coasted ever so quietly into thenHudson River...

 

Pops....are you there?
http://www.autoviva.com/slideshow.ph...first_id=83842

 

I'm still waiting...

 

How long does it take to declare the patient as dead?

Tell them to stop forcing oil into the engine ... All Cayennes are equipped with a DNR mode....

 

aka stole from dismantler. My first hint was claiming you have a friend.

 

He does ... Me.

 

Just when I thought nothing was worse than being friendless...

 

Has bail been set yet for Pops ?
Is it time for a road trip?

 

Panamera...

 

This is what I have to deal with. Still!!!

 

For the fashion conscious Panam driver Chanel is still THE place to shop for paperbags.

I'm always here to help.

 

Those bastards...