911SLOW

He is stranded as we speak waiting for Porsche Roadside.
The unthinkable has happened. The P!g died outside a swimwear shop.

Thanks,

SeanR

Do you have an address so we can go keep him company while he waits for help?

911SLOW

Madison and expensive shops corner? I think

Divot

I say we jack the tires while he's distracted trying on banana hammocks.

911SLOW

^ too late now..

Porsche assistance was too quick for us. They only left him waiting in the middle of nowhere for 3.5 hours.

Rumor has it that the local Porsche dealer is calling for an emergency meeting with Porsche execs flying in from Germany first thing in the morning.
They will have to investigate how something like this could happen. A cayenne breaking down is unheard of.

Designer

I foresee a new avatar.

JohnnyBahamas

I call BS.

That's photoshopped.

Slow Guy

Pop's??? Say it isn't so! Did it run out of oil???

Divot

Who cares? I loaded up those cinder blocks for nothing.

EnigmaWmn

Exactly. All I did was share a pic of double-parked P!G with a fellow photoshopster RLster while running in to try on a banana hammock

Bill, doubt it's o!l related. I'm on 3k between topping it off intervals nowadays.

Almost 67k miles but not nekkid , scheduled to go in for a faulty fuel sensor replacement next week, it died while displaying:

PSM failure
CEL
Reduced Engine Power

More details to follow.

Oh, and a strong fuel smell.

PS. Where's Larry?


PPS. Bite me, Tranny!

Marc Gelefsky

well. at least the PiG's are consistent

sebis

Thanks for sharing, is this a CTT? What year if you don't mind me asking?

deilenberger

Certainly not like the old days in NYC.. before Guiliani if a P!G had broken down in Manhattan, the thing would have been stripped before the flat bed got there.. even if the owner was sitting in it. It was rumored on the BQE if you went under 50MPH you were at risk of having your rims stolen whilst driving..

Sometimes I miss those days..

ltc

Hi Pops,
I'm still dead. Will your P!g be joining me for dinner soon?

mudman2

lol