Divot

Ugh. I'm driving today, and as always, watch everyone around me like a hawk. I see the idiot in a black Escalade behind me, but he's about three car lengths behind at the red light. I see him looking down and I figure he's texting. No, I look closer and he has either a fork or spoon in one hand and he's eating. Who needs utensils to eat while driving? (A. Escalade drivers)

I'm guilty of swiping a few fries, but I'm not using chopsticks to eat Lo Mein on the way home.

Shawn Stanford

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