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Old 09-22-2011 | 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by seankrider
Dude - Are you PCNA mole, just trying to get Larry's blood pressure going? Or Pops' tennis partner/dog groomer/Federer-stalker? Or Tranny's, er, whatever those are in his avatar? Hell, could be droptop's jewels' keeper for all I know. Like a softball, lobbed over the plate, your questions are too perfect, too staged. Usually by now there are freaking fat-*** pictures of leg-haired hippo-rockers and 14 avatar changes by Pops, all in an effort to scare off every would-be new member forever, like a little kid traumatized by that one neighbor that goes a little too far at Halloween. Somehow you've been spared. I doubt Lewis would have been this nice, but his widow's new lover is apparently much more mellow.

That said... somewhere in here you had a question.... oh yeah: A CTT - even an '05 - is a ridiculous sports car, posing as a mild-mannered SUV by day. It does not drive like a Toyota, nor does it stay intact for hundreds of thousands of miles like a Toyota. But I'm guessing that's not why you're considering one. It can be a real love/hate... but mostly because we all hate to love them as much as we do. Or is it, love to hate them? These cars are worse than crack. (<--do NOT show your speedo pics POPS!) Yeah, you'll hit at least 3 of the top 5 problems, and drop a cool $3K, $4K, $5K or more. But you'll hate loving it. And love hating it. And then you'll drive it hard one Fall afternoon, and remember why you fell in love with her in the first place.

And when you're going insane and zipping your own straight-jacket on, then, and only then, will you learn to appreciate the ethereal half-reality/half-schizophrenia space that P!g Pen lurkers wallow in. Wanting one of these vehicles - let alone purchasing one - inevitably renders the mind and wallet soft. But this support group is the balm that helps soothe the pain...

(And possibly one or two of them actually provide very useful information on occassion!)

I second that! Just do it.
Old 09-22-2011 | 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Shawn Stanford
Weren't you supposed to be working on the t-shirts?
In process.
Files delivered to the graphics printer.
T-shirts made from the finest cotton have been sourced.

They are going to be spectacular.
Old 09-22-2011 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by seankrider
Dude - Are you PCNA mole, just trying to get Larry's blood pressure going?
If Larry still has blood pressure, someone get a shovel quick and start digging.
He is going to be p!ssed when he finds out I've been sleeping with his widow and driving his cars for years.

If he finds out about the Veyron, I'm screwed.
Old 09-22-2011 | 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by ltc
In process.
Files delivered to the graphics printer.
T-shirts made from the finest cotton have been sourced.

They are going to be spectacular.
Egyptian cotton?

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Originally Posted by ltc
In process.
Files delivered to the graphics printer.
T-shirts made from the finest cotton have been sourced.

They are going to be spectacular.
Are the shirts going to be coolant-proof?
Old 09-22-2011 | 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by VIPNiSS
LOL i have thick foreskin errr i mean skin so no worries, I will fit in just fine.

Besides being only 25 years old probably has something to do with why I am a lot easier with sarcasm and bs...
Pops was that same age when he got his 2005 P!G and joined the P!G Pen. Of course, I'm not going to recap my ungraceful entrance into the realm of RL and will just concentrate on the fact that you've referenced or alluded to ******* in your posts way too many times for it to be unnoticed . And no, saying "no homo intended" doesn't excuse it. Just love it. Live it. Embrace it

And just to make it on topic, go for the CTT-S.
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And seankrider, don't think I didn't see that opus of yours.

Inspired, aren't we?
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Originally Posted by ArneeA
Are the shirts going to be coolant-proof?
I just paid for a premium membership so hopefully we can get shirts that are coolant proof!
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Another fool tricked into the "premium" membership.

All of that money goes straight to ltc's Veyron.
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Originally Posted by Divot
Egyptian cotton?
Great movie
Old 09-22-2011 | 01:19 PM
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Great movie
Better book. A young Divot worked for his publishing company and was is awe when he met him.
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Originally Posted by EnigmaWmn
...you've referenced or alluded to ******* in your posts way too many times for it to be unnoticed . And no, saying "no homo intended" doesn't excuse it. Just love it. Live it. Embrace it
Old 09-22-2011 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by EnigmaWmn
Pops was that same age when he got his 2005 P!G and joined the P!G Pen. Of course, I'm not going to recap my ungraceful entrance into the realm of RL....
I remember it like it was yesterday....
Would you like me to recap the event ?
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Originally Posted by ltc
I remember it like it was yesterday....
Would you like me to recap the event ?
I got my Gemballa exhaust and it looks used

No, let's not. It won't be the same without Kooser
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