seankrider

Part of the fun of the P!gPen is that no matter how clear, succinct, and directed a thread may start out ("Anyone know where to get XYZ123?"), it almost always ends up dragging through leg hair, Larry's widow, trannies, PCNA legal, and lately grammar. And sometimes really, really disturbing images. Occassionally a poor soul tries to contribute something sage or offer first-hand experience, but the signal-to-noise ratio probably hovers around 20% as a whole. Which explains why I'm on here.

THAT SAID... a certain unnamed preggo Ruskie suggested I make good on a threat/comment, that it would be pretty darn funny to observe the usual characters in action all together, say, at lunch somewhere. If they're funny on the threads, then they must be even funnier in person, right?

For the life of me, I cannot imagine how that would ever come to pass, no matter how well it was planned, no matter what incentives were offered, etc. Yet, I throw it out there for proper butchering, flaming, and the prepared circuit above: When and where will be the first RL P!gPen Lunch Thing Comedy Event?

Perhaps this should be the means for the tee-shirt distribution...?

mcbit

Here! Here!

I would suggest Tripoli or Damascus sometime after Ramadan finishes.

ltc

For legal and medical reasons, I am not allowed to leave my "vacation villa"

Communication with the "real world" is possible only due to my IPad (gift from my dear friend and fellow classmate Stephen Hawking) and a #2 pencil clenched between my teeth. Much easier than the "old days" of typing on the TRS80 keyboard with the pencil.

But please send pictures of the P!g Pen alpha/beta survivors gathering.
Of course, the EPA would never allow it, given all the coolant that would be leaking in the same place....

ltc

And BTW, PAG is up to their 3rd revision of XYZ123, due to the earlier revs cracking, leaking, filling with water and having insufficient range when the humidity exceeds 71.06% .

Divot

Yes.

http://www.xyz123.info/

We already meet for lunch every day at The Purple Place on Green Valley Rd.

seankrider

How do you know about The Purple Place?!?

From your avatar, I figured you'd be feel more at home in Damascus or Tripoli (nice heels, in the avatar). Or English boarding boys' academies...

Pops.... come in, Pops....

<<crickets>>

cab&coupe

Umm, Lewis... shouldn't you make this a new sticky?

Divot

I am be do feel more at home there.

mcbit

A fine statement from the grammar master.

ltc

That would be up to Sir Mudman2, this is his sovereign domain...I am but an uninvited house guest here in the P!g Pen, allowed in out of sympathy for Larry's memory.

seankrider

Just keeping you honest. (Pops: start the upon-return a$$-kicking with Divot, please)

Personally, I am be do feel more at home here.

seankrider

Like nails on a chalkboard, biatches!!

mudman2

No chance