droptop

if you get 50% lying customers, that is almost exactly half of the lying dealers percentage i have run into.

"your transmission fluid was low, that was causing the problem"

"a reset of the computer will fix it"

"nobody else is having this problem."

"the noise you are hearing is the tires, get some porsche approved ones"

"our technicians couldn't reproduce the problem, and they drove the car extensively (really? did they disconnect the odometer while they drove??)"

and my favorite "of course we have several technicians who are factory trained on the cayenne"

yeah, they just didn't work on mine.

still waiting for them to take it back......

BobbySpeed

How did I get confused??? Maybe it was the 5 hour drive with my 5, 7, & 9 year olds fighting over which videos to watch. In my mind "it" was the paperwork, sometimes we forget that people can't read each others minds- I was just pissed off that it happened and thew it ou ther to see if anyone had an idea what was wrong- from experience, or something they read.
Funny how my svc mgr knew what was wrong when I told him what happened before he connected the car to the analyzer (PTWIS?), but all you could do was use my misfortune to stir things up and show off- that's wasn't helpful.
ext time I'll be clearer, and next time you're not sure how you I was cconfused which I wasn't (the invoice was the tool I used for finding out if the fluids were low) you can just politely ask for clarification without the rude grandstanding- then we wouldn't have this disharmony.

MadFox

Oh God, this is getting hysterically funny........

YES.. dammit Jim (wait was McCoy talking to Kirk or to Jones of Guyana!!).. I mean Larry.. you were our leader (until you died -- hmmm, mysteriously similar to Jones as we think it was suicide) and we drank the Purplesaurus Rex for a long time as alpha/beta Cayenne Cult members!

P.S.......this is the funniest post you've made in a long time.. .Welcome Back Kotter... er Lewis

ltc

Sad commentary on the state of the former Cayenne forum.........
It used to be funny every single day.....that is until the "virus" spread and the alpha/beta owners died.....replaced by the 05/06 Pod People, cloned from the original "Defenders of the Cayenne Faithful"

a.irani

My car is leaking tranny fluid...it's not coming from the pan...looks like the transfer case per the technical bulletin/recall:
http://www.lemonauto.com/complaints/porsche/cayenne.htm

and

http://www-odi.nhtsa.dot.gov using NHTSA Campaign ID number : 04V071000


I called both local San Diego Dealers (Hoehn and Pioneer) and either want to honor the recall...but say the vehicle is not within the VIN Range. the manufacturer date on it is: 06/2003

WTF, can these guys get away with this?!?

touareg

Why don't you start your own thread instead of resurrecting old ones with cut and pastes of your same message.

HD2pct

"..but if you have an intellect greater than that of a drug addict,..."


Are you talking about firehawk? Yeah I can just see him in the corner of the dealership now after hours, sitting on a shop stool, leaning back against the wall, coated in sweat, the free end some surgical tubing between his clenched teeth...a spoon and a candle...a black light poster that he got from Spencer's in the '70s....the faint smell of incense...some Hendricks coming from an old 8-track (buttons are missing but you can still use with a pair of pliers)....

Good stuff.

EnigmaWmn

Strange comment, really, as I'm sure there are plenty of brilliant drug addicts

HD2pct

My thoughts exactly!

mudman2

Yes