CAYENNE BELLS
By MadFox. Christmas 2006
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Driving through the snow,
In an alpha-beta Cayenne sleigh,
Over the TSBs we go,
Laughing all the way;
Bells in the dashboard ring,
Making spirits and !!!!(s) bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing
A Cayenne song tonight.

Oh, Cayenne bells, Cayenne bells,
Cayenne all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an alpha-beta Cayenne sleigh.

A year or three ago,
I thought I'd take a test ride,
And soon Mr. Peter and Larry
Were seated by my side;
The horsepower was quick and strong;
But misfortune seemed my lot;
So I got into the “villa” crowd,
And we drank “purple stuff” a lot.

Oh, Cayenne bells, Cayenne bells,
Cayenne all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an alpha-beta Cayenne sleigh.

A year or so ago,
The story I must tel(t)
I went back and forth to the Porsche lot
And “bent over” often I felt;
A German gent was riding by
In a Porsche CAYMAN sleigh,
He laughed and said I cannot tell a lie,
“Vee learned from zee Cayenne-zers howz to build it RIGHT”.

Oh, Cayenne bells, Cayenne bells,
Cayenne all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an alpha-beta Cayenne sleigh.

Now the ground will soon be white
So get one while you're young,
Go for an ’05 or later girl tonight
And sing this sleighing song;
Just get a cute Tit.S or a CPO bay
Three-forty HP or more is not a "Pig"
Hitch her to an Open LED or under 16 light Uhaul trailer (!!!!!)
And you'll take to the "Parade" in this PAG SUV "rig"!

Oh, Cayenne bells, Cayenne bells,
Cayenne all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an alpha-beta Cayenne sleigh. *
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* With apologies to James Pierpont (American songwriter and composer of Jingle Bells) and thanks to all of you who helped me get through Beta ownership and then contribute to my decision to buy a follow-up in the form of a 2006 Cayenne Tit. S. Plus, I actually enjoy it to the point that I made a 1000th Post on a Forum (this is my only forum that I truly "play in". Thanks.).

 

Bravo !!!!!

Congratulations on surviving 1000 posts.

 

And we should not forget the Cayenne forum Christmas Carol written by Shamus:
https://rennlist.com/forums/cayenne-955-957-2003-2010/244757-twas-the-night-before.html

Hmmmn, ever since Shamus met 'ltc' on that Delta flight from Boston to Orlando, he's never been heard from again......oh, never mind.

 

You sniffed way too much JP4...

Of course, any plane that get's on station and kills an engine (heck, doesn't even have a generator on that dam #1 engine) has got to be loopy.

BTW, you said "Tit.S"...

 

Maybe Shamus is LTC... er I mean Larry.

 

Trust me, you don't want to be me, myself and Larry

 

On surviving this forum or a BETA model?!?

 

Of course most here have no idea what JP4 or 5 etc. is. it's a sweet smell that when you mention it is a neuron "fire" in my brain and causes the sweet sick smell to appear in my olfactory lobes!

It was a rather cool feature to arrive on station and immediately go to 3 engine flight and shut down one perfectly good engine.. always #1 first.. because you be correct, sir.. no generator there! Did I self-ban on the use of Tit.S? Hmmm I must have had adult additive in my Kool-aid.. no one wants to stop the use of Porsche Cayenne Tit. S Edition!!

 

We you guys "making" in in the first class cabin or what?!?

 

I do.

 

that explains the drooling in your avatar self-portraits!

 

Cute. Lurked here for awhile. '05 S, no issues, but, I'm glad I wasn't an alpha or beta model owner. Long-time 911 (968) owner.. Daily is the Pepper.

 

Thanks. Larry gets sentimental around Christmas.

 

Said in my best "Homer Voice"...

Kool-Aid...

 

Of course there is also the TV commercial...