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Old 03-02-2006, 04:11 PM
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Reading today's USA Today in the Tampa aiport early this AM (leaving beautiful weather for Iowa???) and there's a story that the top ten cars listed by CU (who I actually don't ever listen to about cars since they said in '68 the 912 didn't have nimble handing one would expect in a sports car) are all Japanese. Then they state Porsche had the worse reliability of ALL cars because of the problems with its SUV, the Cayenne. Bet you won't see reprints of that article at your local friendly Porsche dealer...
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Hi, Larry here,

I'd like to go on record and state that I, Larry, had nothing to do with obvious slander directed against the Cayenne. I did not speak with anyone from CU.

Now, Lewis on the other hand...............
Old 03-02-2006, 08:07 PM
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It is easy to accept selecting a vehicle that should have an uneventful ownership experience. Amateurs! (I’ve been there, it was fun. This is better.)
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Originally Posted by ltc
Hi, Larry here,

I'd like to go on record and state that I, Larry, had nothing to do with obvious slander directed against the Cayenne. I did not speak with anyone from CU.

Now, Lewis on the other hand...............
Dear Larry, no offense but you are too polite, docile, and deferential.
Are you sure that Lewis is not overmedicated and/or demonstrating Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID).

Severe emotional abuse & stress from Cayenne ownership and dealings with PCNA would be something that I could present as a case study to have this added to the DSM-R IV as an additional potential trigger.

What if another identity was to surface, Latwonda or Latisha perhaps? Still ltc as a screen name, but she would have the Cayenne painted metallic pearl pink with 23" spinners, and she wouldn't give two ****s if they were non homologated! And the only thing she would want to tow would be a giant tub of Astroglide!
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Here yea go:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/carrev...cks/index.html
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hmmm.....
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Originally Posted by Kooser
Dear Larry, no offense but you are too polite, docile, and deferential.
Are you sure that Lewis is not overmedicated and/or demonstrating Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID).

Severe emotional abuse & stress from Cayenne ownership and dealings with PCNA would be something that I could present as a case study to have this added to the DSM-R IV as an additional potential trigger.

What if another identity was to surface, Latwonda or Latisha perhaps? Still ltc as a screen name, but she would have the Cayenne painted metallic pearl pink with 23" spinners, and she wouldn't give two ****s if they were non homologated! And the only thing she would want to tow would be a giant tub of Astroglide!
Kooser,
Thank you for your thoughtful insight and consideration.
Have a nice night,
Larry
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skl.....missed ya at the car show!! did you enjoy? At least great weather!



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