Cop "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
You "No"
Cop "Sir please step out of the vehicle so I can get some pics for my IG account"

 

Actually, was stopped for tint. Cluster**** failed to engage park or set brake. Cruiser rolled into back of my GT.
He walked up to my window and started to state why he went out of his way to catch up to me and BAM!
I looked at him and said what the fuch happened, he said no worries, forgot to engage park. "Happens all the time".
No, I didn't get a ticket. what's even worse, a car backed into his watch commanders' bike that was stacked behind the cruiser.

Traded it in for a 2024 GT3 RS, so far, it's my single biggest car regret yet.