I am my Porsche
11-27-2013, 02:02 AM
#46
Drifting
The responses have been very enlightening.....thanks guys! Clearly my attempts to spark your passion are misplaced. I mistakenly believed that there might be others that share my passion - so I put myself out there. I'll go ahead and delete my post shortly so as to not bring the ire of the porsche and non- porsche community. I'll be spending less time in the future trying to help and uplift those on these forums and more time in my passionate, amazing, real life. Thanks for the wake up call!
In the future, follow this poem I wrote for you and all will be well:
My car, like me, is sleek, fast, and powerful you see,
but from now on when I drive it, I promise to lay off the E(Ecstasy)!!!
11-27-2013, 02:08 AM
#47
Race Director
I love my Porsche – Part of the reason I love my Porsche so much is that I have come to believe that it represents in so many ways the qualities to which I either believe I have, or aspire to have.
I’d love for you to add your lines to my poem if your so moved.
How does your Porsche inspire you?
I am my Porsche
Moving through this world with Grace and Power. Able to slice through the gray world of monotony with a raucous vibrant roar.
Instantly recognizable in this world as something special.
Rare, as there is a perceptible energy in the air when one meets another like oneself.
Intellectually stimulating, having a technological superiority to almost all others that comes from never resting, never being satisfied with good enough. Always evolving and pushing the envelope.
Genetic lineage that has a rich history of success and defeats, good times and bad, but always evolving and forging to become stronger.
Confident in any circumstance, be it at the country club, escorting my Wife out to dinner, networking with colleagues, or charging down a straight at full throttle at the track.
Tough, not muclecar, tattooed, big muscled tough, but a tough that comes from years of making the right tough choices, years of honing and putting in the extra hours to get every detail just right.
I am papered and loved by those close to me. And when I’m pampered, I shower those around me with a euphoric delight.
When others see me in action (or at rest), often I believe they are inspired to become the best version of themselves so as to live the richest life experience possible.
I am my Porsche
I’d love for you to add your lines to my poem if your so moved.
How does your Porsche inspire you?
I am my Porsche
Moving through this world with Grace and Power. Able to slice through the gray world of monotony with a raucous vibrant roar.
Instantly recognizable in this world as something special.
Rare, as there is a perceptible energy in the air when one meets another like oneself.
Intellectually stimulating, having a technological superiority to almost all others that comes from never resting, never being satisfied with good enough. Always evolving and pushing the envelope.
Genetic lineage that has a rich history of success and defeats, good times and bad, but always evolving and forging to become stronger.
Confident in any circumstance, be it at the country club, escorting my Wife out to dinner, networking with colleagues, or charging down a straight at full throttle at the track.
Tough, not muclecar, tattooed, big muscled tough, but a tough that comes from years of making the right tough choices, years of honing and putting in the extra hours to get every detail just right.
I am papered and loved by those close to me. And when I’m pampered, I shower those around me with a euphoric delight.
When others see me in action (or at rest), often I believe they are inspired to become the best version of themselves so as to live the richest life experience possible.
I am my Porsche
11-27-2013, 05:49 AM
#49
Race Car
The responses have been very enlightening.....thanks guys! Clearly my attempts to spark your passion are misplaced. I mistakenly believed that there might be others that share my passion - so I put myself out there. I'll go ahead and delete my post shortly so as to not bring the ire of the porsche and non- porsche community. I'll be spending less time in the future trying to help and uplift those on these forums and more time in my passionate, amazing, real life. Thanks for the wake up call!
11-27-2013, 09:09 AM
#50
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Holy crap that was ridiculously funny. Not the OP but some of the response. I actually had coffee fly out of my mouth for the first time ever.
11-27-2013, 10:54 AM
#51
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SBPorsche, no offense and maybe it's a cultural thing (European guy with English as third language) but your OP leaves a thousand questions to me ... Priceless
BTW, stupid question from my side to keep this OP alive & kicking (throw gas on the fire) -> what's your all time favorte movie? Could that by coincidence be Silence of the lambs ??? (only my wild guess)
This HAS TO be the most amusing OP I followed on RL
Cheers guys, wish the replies to this OP keep coming, in the meantime I believe I will go now to hook-up my 997.2 battery clamps with my nxpples
BTW, stupid question from my side to keep this OP alive & kicking (throw gas on the fire) -> what's your all time favorte movie? Could that by coincidence be Silence of the lambs ??? (only my wild guess)
This HAS TO be the most amusing OP I followed on RL
Cheers guys, wish the replies to this OP keep coming, in the meantime I believe I will go now to hook-up my 997.2 battery clamps with my nxpples
11-28-2013, 08:47 PM
#55
Instructor
Dear porsche I love you so,
Thanks to you I f**ked many a ho,
Your wheels spin, my heart races
Gentlemanly pursuits, fun-runs through dim-witted states
High tide, low tide
No cpo to fix my pasm ride
Trucks can drive thru my sai's.
I'm watching the sunset of my procrastination, shall ecstasy ease my 911 fascination?
Let the guidettes enhance the rectum, it will weep like a rms
Go forth with European delivery, the ******* shall be closely shaved
Effervescent we are like innocent children, pcna will kick in our teeth
Throw open your arms and nostrils
He who smelt it dealt the Porsche aroma
Howard
1997 911
Thanks to you I f**ked many a ho,
Your wheels spin, my heart races
Gentlemanly pursuits, fun-runs through dim-witted states
High tide, low tide
No cpo to fix my pasm ride
Trucks can drive thru my sai's.
I'm watching the sunset of my procrastination, shall ecstasy ease my 911 fascination?
Let the guidettes enhance the rectum, it will weep like a rms
Go forth with European delivery, the ******* shall be closely shaved
Effervescent we are like innocent children, pcna will kick in our teeth
Throw open your arms and nostrils
He who smelt it dealt the Porsche aroma
Howard
1997 911
11-28-2013, 11:00 PM
#56
Rennlist Member
You guys are mean, and some quite funny! 
Yes, it's only a car, and maybe poem was too much, but you gotto know that car enthusiasts buy cars that represent themselves and the qualities that they both appreciate, specially when you are able to customize your own Porsche in 17,000 different ways, then IT IS your own car afterall, or "YOU".
Yes, it's only a car, and maybe poem was too much, but you gotto know that car enthusiasts buy cars that represent themselves and the qualities that they both appreciate, specially when you are able to customize your own Porsche in 17,000 different ways, then IT IS your own car afterall, or "YOU"
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11-30-2013, 12:40 AM
#60
Nordschleife Master
"say my name..."
"... porsche ..."
"YOUR GODDAMN RIGHT"
goddamn brilliant plymouth
"... porsche ..."
"YOUR GODDAMN RIGHT"
goddamn brilliant plymouth
Dear porsche I love you so,
Thanks to you I f**ked many a ho,
Your wheels spin, my heart races
Gentlemanly pursuits, fun-runs through dim-witted states
High tide, low tide
No cpo to fix my pasm ride
Trucks can drive thru my sai's.
I'm watching the sunset of my procrastination, shall ecstasy ease my 911 fascination?
Let the guidettes enhance the rectum, it will weep like a rms
Go forth with European delivery, the ******* shall be closely shaved
Effervescent we are like innocent children, pcna will kick in our teeth
Throw open your arms and nostrils
He who smelt it dealt the Porsche aroma
Howard
1997 911
Thanks to you I f**ked many a ho,
Your wheels spin, my heart races
Gentlemanly pursuits, fun-runs through dim-witted states
High tide, low tide
No cpo to fix my pasm ride
Trucks can drive thru my sai's.
I'm watching the sunset of my procrastination, shall ecstasy ease my 911 fascination?
Let the guidettes enhance the rectum, it will weep like a rms
Go forth with European delivery, the ******* shall be closely shaved
Effervescent we are like innocent children, pcna will kick in our teeth
Throw open your arms and nostrils
He who smelt it dealt the Porsche aroma
Howard
1997 911