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Old 11-26-2013, 04:18 PM
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Some haiku...

Colorful leaves cover cold dead road

305's like stones

Taillights in side mirror are my own
Old 11-26-2013, 04:27 PM
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Supercar and grocery getter, all in one hotness
We are the cool lad and laddies, humble yet playful
Shall you kiss my bumper, Ferdinand guide us
Muffler backfire, VW buyout backfire
3.8 liter hear my throb, shall we dance on the tail of the dragon

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Old 11-26-2013, 04:42 PM
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Watch this, apparently cars get "turned on" too:

Nice job Rich!
Old 11-26-2013, 04:50 PM
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Well, now we need the OPs picture and picture of his wife so we can evaluate his self assessment.

Judging by the poem, OP is the XX spokesman...however, I think reality will be very far from the truth.
Old 11-26-2013, 05:17 PM
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so much fail, in such tiny little OP.
Old 11-26-2013, 06:04 PM
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Maybe add some more lines, like:

"Surely some may think me a d*ck. But my love for my car is really sick."
"I polish her fenders and panels, and even her key fob. I love her so much, I must now go polish my ****."


(that's now copyrighted too, so don't even think of swiping it)
Old 11-26-2013, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Cuda911
"Surely some may think me a d*ck. But my love for my car is really sick."
"I polish her fenders and panels, and even her key fob. I love her so much, I must now go polish my ****."
Classic
Old 11-26-2013, 06:37 PM
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I was so inspired, I came up with a haiku

White gleaming Porsche
Racing through surreal dark
Poetry calms all
Old 11-26-2013, 07:02 PM
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LMFAO

Originally Posted by Cuda911
"Surely some may think me a d*ck. But my love for my car is really sick."
"I polish her fenders and panels, and even her key fob. I love her so much, I must now go polish my ****."


(that's now copyrighted too, so don't even think of swiping it)
Old 11-26-2013, 08:44 PM
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*beads of sweat* Say my name. I said, say my name.

Slowly, out comes a can of WD-40...
Old 11-26-2013, 09:13 PM
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Old 11-26-2013, 11:03 PM
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I need help writing a poem about the OP. What rhymes with "flaming douche"?
Old 11-26-2013, 11:08 PM
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Posted the same thing on 6speed weird guy
Old 11-27-2013, 12:51 AM
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The responses have been very enlightening.....thanks guys! Clearly my attempts to spark your passion are misplaced. I mistakenly believed that there might be others that share my passion - so I put myself out there.
I'll be spending less time in the future trying to help and uplift those on these forums and more time in my passionate, amazing, real life. Thanks for the wake up call!
PS- I won't delete my post since I want to remind myself of it the next time I go to start a thread or help someone with a question.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

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Old 11-27-2013, 01:57 AM
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I'm all for a bit of passion about life, but it's just a car. To be honest I find your poetry, complete with spelling errors, rather refreshing, and in some ways no different to the people who spend months or years looking for the perfect car. Both are maybe a little too serious about a hunk of a metal in my view, but maybe I lack the passion and the mindset to love a bunch of mechanical parts, regardless of how well they are put together. Keep on writing your poetry, and ignore those of us that "don't get it".


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